You know you're pregnant when...

[cupcakebakerer]

• You have to go for a wee before, during and after a meal.

• You had an innie that's now an outie.

• You have asked Google some pretty embarrassing questions.

2 out of 3. At 32+5, am just waiting for my innie to pop. Bleeugh.

Your boobs have their own postcode. You start walking like a weebil - wobble but don't fall down. You lose your balance when bending/kneeling.

You want everything you can't have - wine, coffee, soft cheese, hard drugs..anything

I never thought I'd see the day. Even more disgusting is that I can now see that it needs a clean!

....the wind blowing the wrong way hurts your already sore, large, embarrassingly pokey out nipples!!!

Anything you eat sparks horrendous heartburn.

My innie is still half in...it's very weird.

You can smell that the person two cars in front is smoking

You want to punch co-workers who dared eat anything garlic based the night before as you want to vomit all over them at the slightest whiff of their breath

Ditto for fag and coffee breath

You want to turn over in bed, think about it, and don't bother.

You master going to the loo 2 or 3 times a night, peeing in the dark, wiping, hand wash and staggering back to bed without fully waking up

You ( I ) no longer have to wait to get home to have a poo. Any loo at work, in a cafe, restaurant, train will be fine!

I would suddenly kill someone for the last jar of Marmite.

And then vomit on the corpse.

puss LOLing at the garlic, DH has been in 'trouble' a couple of times for that.

purvida A lady in work very kindly gave me a cute Disney babygro, but her DH smokes and I could smell that ohsofaintly on it

You get a positive pregnancy test...

You cry when there is not rotisary chicken left in Asda

Normally you plan to do things 3 or 4 nights a week, but now you're in bed by 8.30pm...

You well up whilst watching Miracle on 34th Street in the scene where the mum tells the daughter to stop wasting Santa's time

You cry at the 'burnt loaf' Warburtons ad

Ditto the horrendous heartburn (I you know that chocolate will make it worse but you just can't help myself............)

Oh and I don't have an innie anymore but its not an outie either - its perfectly flat like a barbie doll's belly button

People at work constantly ask you how you're feeling, then tell you all about how tired/sick they were, along with any new labour-related horror stories they haven't already regaled you with.

And I'm only 10wks! May have to invest in some earplugs.

Oh God Ginfox - totally agree. In fact I now know how everyone in our office gave birth, when they had their first kick etc etc. I think it's just plain rude as you barely get a response out before they are telling you everything relating to their own pregancy (many of which were many moons ago). I shall make a mental note NOT to do this when I am no longer the pregnant one. It's very annoying.

You cry when you hear Christmas Carols

PS Miss Kitty give the belly button time. Mine hovered at a notin/not out place for ages then popped out suddenly! x

glittery DP pointed out yesterday that I am in denial about my belly button and its def an outie. He also lovingly pointed out last night as I got ready for bed that my stretchmarks have appeared over the last couple of days too. Don't you just love them

You get varicose veins in a place you didn't know they could be....and wince every time you sit down!

You can go from being perfectly happy and normal to being a complete bitch from hell in about 2 seconds flat. For no good reason at all.

Or is that just me?