You know you're pregnant when...

[cupcakebakerer]

• You have to go for a wee before, during and after a meal.

• You had an innie that's now an outie.

• You have asked Google some pretty embarrassing questions.

Mine pops in and out when I cough...

GlitteryBalls - I hope you mean your belly button and not your varicose veins....!

Haha! Yes the belly button, luckily I have not been afflicted with varicose veins yet!

Coffee, a smell I used to adore, smells like wet mud and dog poop. I have to explain to the inlaws everytime why coffee is not on offer. I might start answering 'my company, or listening to me puking in the toilet while you drink your coffer, your choice' I think they might get the hint, wonder what they will choose

Lol at the breath thing. I have actually made my dp get up and brush his teeth on a weekend morning so we can have a lie in without his breath making me want to barf everytime it wafts in my direction. Poor bloke. He gets quite upset and it's probably no worse than my/anyone's morning breath...

SerenaJoy: not just you.

I knew I was pregnant when I. Could. Not. Get. Comfortable. no matter what the hecky falula I did.

Pussinjimmychoos yep that's so true, and KirstyJC feel your pain, except I wince every time I stand up!

I'd like to contribute:

your belly button has stretched to 3x it's original size and your legs are so hairy but it's too much effort to shave and you don't really care anyway....

"You get varicose veins in a place you didn't know they could be....and wince every time you sit down!"

I forgot all about that little gem!

2nd the leg shaving thing. I remember vowing in early pg that I wouldn't be one of these pg women that "let herself go". I "went" a long time ago and I couldn't give a shit anymore tbh

You become irrationally upset when your H brings home chocolate, biscuits and chocolate biscuits because while you wanted chocolate and biscuits, you DID NOT want chocolate bicuits.