April 2007 - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[PillockOfTheCommunity]

best thing to say when you can't think of what to say

well there's no hurry is there oooggs? hope you will feel better once the bleeding stops x

no hurry at all - I'm still selling everything, single pushchair going this weekend

Glad you can put your mind at rest now oooggs. xx

oooggs, glad to hear you've got through today somehow, it must have been tough. Hope the bleeding completes soon. Thinking of you.

Glad it went ok oooggs
How is everyone else? Feel like I haven't been on in ages?
T making nappy fillling noises...

So. Anyone else feel like locking themselves in a dark room and screaming at the top of there lungs!!?

Or is it just me.

CD, I'm ok now but I've had several moments like that today and earlier this week. What's up?

What's happening Dippy?

Life is arse.

I have booked W birthday party

Well, in my defence, J and W will be having a joint party, as their birthdays are only 3 weeks apart.

Its in a lovely soft play centre, and they are already taking bookings for May and June, so thought I'd better get in there quick smart

Dipster - talk to us

(can only stay on here til dh has read J a story)

Oh dear - just told someone on Job Hunt Thread I'd rather stick pins in my eyes that work for Kleeneazy - Was that v.bad!!?

NO
they are shite to work for, as are bettaware and Avon.

Actually I would rather stick pins in my eyes, cocktail sticks up my nose while bouncing up and down in a bowl of yuk semen.

Yak semen, even!

what's up dippy?
apart from the yuk semen

speaking of semen, remember the highly offensive minty sperm thread? I was disposing of the offending gunk last week, it looks more sperm like if you let it age

took my a while to remember what it referred to Pillock, all the while wondering what on earth you were talking about

Semen is yuk!

Oooggs, glad you are ok. Not surprising you felt tearful. Thinking of you.

Dippy, what's up flower?

Runny, how organised of you!

Hi SPB, Elkie and Caz.

Right, dinner ready, back later. xx

Someone on the job hunt threadj ust said that they "didn't need the cash"

GET OFF - GET OF NOW!

what would be your ideal job dippy?

I just don't know anymore.

I feel so useless.

your not useless dippy

you are just down and being hard on yourself

come on what you good at?

pole dancing
english teacher
kleeneze rep
local shop/supermarket
dinner lady/school secretary

What did you do before you had your beautiful girls?

I am not good at anything.

Before I had my beautiful () girls, I was at a crap Uni, studying for useless degree.

Yippee - doo - da - day .......