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April 2007 - and breathe .................

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elliek · 06/09/2007 19:43

sorry again

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elliek · 08/09/2007 23:42
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Peshatlast · 08/09/2007 23:42

Go without

elliek · 08/09/2007 23:43

it is a maxi dress

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Peshatlast · 08/09/2007 23:44

Lol reminds me of the Roald Dahl poem starts Im a maiden who is 40!

elliek · 08/09/2007 23:44

peeeeeeeeeshaaaaaaaa?

you know how you're coming to visit? do you fancy babysitting while i go on a date?

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elliek · 08/09/2007 23:45

must be an old person one

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Peshatlast · 08/09/2007 23:50

Only if you bring him back and share

elliek · 08/09/2007 23:53

i did suggest that if J comes with you that you come out with me!

YAY to his team losing btw

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Peshatlast · 09/09/2007 00:00

From memory so excuse any mistakes! -

A Hand Im The Bird

Im a maiden who is forty
And a maiden I shall stay
There are some who call me haughty
But I care not what they say

I was running the tombola
At our church bazaar today
And doing it with gusto
In my usual jolly way

When suddenly, I know not why
I felt a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh
I nearly hit the ceiling

A mouse I thought, how foul, how mean
How exquisitively tickly
Quite soon I know I'm going to scream
I've got to catch it quickly

I made a grab I caught the mouse
Now right inside my knickers
A mouse my foot it was a hand
Great Scott! It was the vicars!!

And that I remember all that and have bothered to write it all here! But terminator 3 is a crap film so what else am I meant to do?!

Peshatlast · 09/09/2007 00:02

Not sure how he would feel giving up football to babysit though

elliek · 09/09/2007 00:05

hmm
maybe i should get someone from nursery to babysit and we can all go out?

and I do the raffle, not the tombola i'll have you know

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Peshatlast · 09/09/2007 00:12

Ooops thats meant to be IN the bird btw and should have said its by roald dahl as well.

I will ask him later ellie. Could you get someone or would it be difficult? I never know with him its 50/50 whether he'd be hugely offended and pissed off or more than happy to babysit!
But if you have a date you wont want either of us out with you, we're enough to scare anyone off

elliek · 09/09/2007 00:19

no, it's your weekend here, and it'll make it less awkward if he's not the only one there i've never met before

wouldn't be that difficult at all, there are plenty of nursery staff

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Peshatlast · 09/09/2007 00:30

Err...you've only met me once though and never met dp

elliek · 09/09/2007 00:34

i know, that's why i said it'll make it less awkward if he's NOT the only one there i've NEVER met before

time for bed love?

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elliek · 09/09/2007 00:42

off to bed before i get really pissed off with that woman on the surname thread

Dippy - parcels arrived, didn't have any credit, free texts kicked in at midnight but i'm thinking you might not appreciate a text now so will text you tomorrow x

oh, and my sis is here gran has paid for her to come up so her and the children have come

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elliek · 09/09/2007 00:43

this thread in case you're wondering!

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Peshatlast · 09/09/2007 00:50

Yes time for bed i think!

And and at that woman - wtf planet is she on?!? I was going to post but she's talking such utter bollocks I cant see the point, no space for intelligent argument there!

Night night x x x

StealthPolarBear · 09/09/2007 09:05

Does cluster feeding cause colin?
What??
Off to search!

StealthPolarBear · 09/09/2007 09:07

Hey, as a 'ginge' thanks for telling her where to go

StealthPolarBear · 09/09/2007 09:08

she meant colic - pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StealthPolarBear · 09/09/2007 09:21

talking mooncups
MN is full of giggles this morning.

StealthPolarBear · 09/09/2007 11:46

Well thread is quiet again
Off out to the party in minute then to pick DH up from Leeds
Speaking of which, where's Pinions? Did she go on holiday? I didn't think so as didn't she decide not to? Pinions, if you're lurking hope you're OK x

mammyjo · 09/09/2007 13:27

Hi all. Just popping in quickly. Feeling miserable and down just now, have no idea why, but am struggling to drag myself up. Maybe its to do with the fact that I am going back to work on Friday (I need to go back, but dont want to IYSWIM) Feel like a black cloud is over my head during the last few days and it wont bugger off.

Was just thinking, where is Ange? Has she gone away on holiday? Just thinking that I havent seen her here for a while.

weeonion · 09/09/2007 13:30

hi mj - poor u. the back clouds can be hard to shake off. r u going back full time???