From memory so excuse any mistakes! -
A Hand Im The Bird
Im a maiden who is forty
And a maiden I shall stay
There are some who call me haughty
But I care not what they say
I was running the tombola
At our church bazaar today
And doing it with gusto
In my usual jolly way
When suddenly, I know not why
I felt a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh
I nearly hit the ceiling
A mouse I thought, how foul, how mean
How exquisitively tickly
Quite soon I know I'm going to scream
I've got to catch it quickly
I made a grab I caught the mouse
Now right inside my knickers
A mouse my foot it was a hand
Great Scott! It was the vicars!!
And that I remember all that and have bothered to write it all here! But terminator 3 is a crap film so what else am I meant to do?!