"I've changed your nappy , I've fed you , you're warm, i've cuddled you now please go to f*cking sleep!"

[FluffyMummy123]

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Totally agree ledodgydave, cant't work out why I was so tired after having dd1 as she slept loads and could lay in/catch up sleep in the day.

Its only now that I am doing night feeds with dd2 and getting up around 6/6.30 with dd1 (who then wakes dd2) that I know the true meaning of tired (and dd2 is a fab baby and since shes been born (now 8 weeks) she has only ever had one night feed around 3am!)

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lol, poor little ds is only 7 weeks and the number of times I've yelled at him to shut the f*ck up and go to sleep! Also threatened to do nasty things with his dummy.

Speaking of ds.....someone is waking up a lttle early for his 10pm feed. ? Think he'll let mummy finish her hot chocolate?

Pmsl at 'threatened to do nasty things with his dummy"

Im sitting here attempting to stay awake to do the 10pm feed whilst dd2 (who will have the feed as I want her to sleep tonight) is snoring in bed, as are dd1 and dh(all in their respective beds not in together!!)

Lol, cod I was told boys are different but really didn't expect him o be sooooo demanding. Of corse If I had taken a real hard look at Dh I probably should have known

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lol at "labradors"

We have a labrador and a toddler. You have to stare hard to spot the difference some days.

Great thread title.

When they're very small is the time when you can freely use the 'f' word at them without fear they'll repeat it.