Aw guys, you're the absolute best. Thanks 
Right, details scmeetails... I'm 41, I have PCOS, and a 5cm cyst, so I decided to decide that it wouldn't happen, because then I wouldn't spend every month counting days and obsessing...
.... but today's the grocery shopping day, and given I was late, my boobs felt weird, my stomach felt weird and I nearly puked my lunch I decided to buy a test. Which I peed on. And it was a positive. At which point I nearly passed out!
So I guess that makes me 4 weeks.
DH is sitting in corner coming down from a massive adrenalin high. He spent the day doing a very high level presentation on a venture capital deal. He came home to be handed a peed on stick. He doesn't quite know which way is up right now 