Hope everyone is well this week
I am so tired today on account of A climbing into my bed at midnight then spending night alternating between hogging my pillow and kicking me in the head. Usually we put him back in his bed if he comes in at that time (we let him stay if it's later in the night usually as are too lazy to fight it) but didn't have the energy, and at some point DH escaped to sleep in A's bed instead of ours for comfort reasons! Yup, that rod has been made for my own back and sometimes it hurts!
A's had a lingo explosion too, it's amazing some days what he says, especially when bossing me around. This morning he was looking for a car and said "Mum look for car and mum find car for A!" in bossy tone. I am trying to get him to be less bossy, although still working on that. Am aware that cute bossy 2 year olds can turn into precocious brats fairly quickly, and was mortified when we had guests recently and A told them they couldn't sit in his fave chair at the table, or "his" corner of the couch, or touch the baby ("only mum!"). Although his bossiness does teach me to be consistent in what I say to him though and how I act, as he told me off yesterday after I was cleaning up his cars by throwing them in the basket and he said, word for word what I always say to him, that you musn't throw cars and hard toys, you can only throw soft toys, "NAUGHTY mum" etc. 
Is anyone else being bossed by a toddler?
Hope all is well with M Cheshire
Strawb hopefully the BFF was back in creche! I never expected that they formed such attachments so young, we've recently decided to move A's nursery to a new one that his BFF will also be going to to make things easier on him (he had to change anyway as the current one is only for babies so went for the one she attends)
Killa your holiday sounds fab
Engels am imagining M on potty demanding toilet paper, is such a cute mental image