November 2012 - We're ready for Spring... any time now please!

[StuntNun]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1714057-November-2012-The-lurker-amnesty-fred-for-our-quiche

The thing is though I was none too fond of my pre-pregnancy body. It is only now that I appreciate it.

Noone wants to scare you off luis. We luffs you too much to care what genitalia you wear. I genuinely and categorically have no problem with the fact that you know that my vajayjay looks like road kill. I imagine you are an all round decent human being like my DH and get than something with the size of head that DD has is not going to come out without a fight

kirrin eliza we love them but sometimes they are harder to like. At least that's how I feel sometimes. Our twos weren't terrible but the threes are definitely proving to be very challenging at times (see me and DH at 4 am yesterday). This to shall pass (repeat to fade...)

Vajajay? Scrubs fan pass?

So. Serious question. What informal word do you use to describe lady parts with your DCs? Willy does fine for make genitalia and penis for accuracy. But vagina is only one bit and vulva sounds wrong. And what to use informally? Fanjo? Vajayjay? Genuinely need help on this one!!!!!

Male not make

Bollocks. I broked the thread. Sorry .

Please come back everyone!

Night then. ...

Sorry Meals I have three boys so we've never needed a name.

First feed of the night here. Don't know why I bothered with the dream feed.

FUCK FLAPS

Postingv on laptop, no glasses on I can not see. One eye shut. Is not helping.

My phjone is dead. Will not charge. I know it is the charger.

I fucking need it for tomorrow for actual fucks fucking sake.

Where can I get an iphone charger at 7am from?

Rage is my middle name right now, Should be sleeping. O is asleep. I am awake pissing around trting to get ohine to charge. Waaaaqaah.

I am thankful I am meeting PurplePidjin tomorrow.

I am thankful my two are thoughtful enough to let me know they are both alive every half hour or so.

I am thankful I don't have a broken fanjo.

I am thankful I have never said that before and probably never will again.

I am thankful my phone is charging.

ooh J is letting me know he is alive. I'm thankful for his persistence.

I am thankful we have very understanding neighbours

First feed of night. Two fecking hours!!! Not good.

I may revert back to just feeding on demand tomorrow as trying to get him to take more is not working. He is only doing pathetic feeds. At least before he was having proper feeds albeit with big gaps :( I don't know what's best!

Vajayjay is also used in Grays Anatomy, which is crap this season IMO. Have loved it up to now.

J slept 4.5 hours, had a lovely feed and went down fine. Cue yowling 2 mins later. I left him and he self settled. I could hear DD1 muttering and DD2 started coughing in annoyance, but he settled, for which I am thankful.

I am also thankful that my DH thinks I am sex on legs, even though I have been hobbling like an old woman after holding my lovely well padded baby for 45 minutes and hurting my back. My leg fucking hurts too. I am also thankful he has moved position so, whilst still snoring, it is no longer in my ear.

I am thankful for my lop sided boobs. They have served my babies well, and after having friends lose them to cancer, and another to a motorbike accident, I am grateful to have them at all.

I am thankful for the humour of this thread, and all the loving support it offers.

shelly thank goodness there is formula. Try to see it is a positive, enabling you to support your father, whilst ensuring your baby will be fed if needed.

I am also thankful for LF formula. It has mended my poor broken baby, who is now a dream.

Hello.

Mind blank.

That is all.

I am sorry izzy it must be so frustrating for you x

Oh, and about toddlers... DD2 has been a horror in her 2s and I think she is upping the game as she enters her 3s. God help me!

I want to print that off and hang it around my neck

Yep it definitely is vq nothing seems to make a difference and I feel at least before he seemed to be getting a better quantity of milk! I had hoped to have sleeping greatly improved before our holiday as we will all be in one room and I'd like him not to disturb DD and also I'd like to not need matchsticks during the day!!

Checking in.

detective do you have an ipod? Use that charger? Sorry if not.

Will write in the morning.

25 min feed. Much better than last nights hour long feedathon!!

Going for transfer then a few more hours I hope!

I am thankful for cake. And 5 hours sleep now i want another 5 please R

Third feed of the night here. This is unbelievable.

luis

vq Hear, hear

Sorry stunt, I've some sleep regression issues here too at the moment so I sympathise. Hopefully this feed will be a swift one.

For you, I meant. R is thrashing around with a blocked nose, staring at me accusingly. S is nomming on boob and refusing to go to sleep :/

Sleep will be along time coming here.. R just sneezed a couple of times and is obviously feeling a bit better. She just gave me her naughty-eyes grin and has rolled onto her side to nom on S's wrist. S hitherto is unconcerned, but starting to want to play. No, babies. This is not acceptable

Oh no Cat, I hope you got back to sleep. Are the twins getting too active to feed easily? J wants to twist his head round to see if anything interesting might be happening (it isn't) and wriggles around a lot pushing himself with his feet.

I keep getting told "He's hungry, you need to feed him" by DH. When I protest that he was only fed an hour ago and he couldn't possibly be hungry then I get told "You just don't want to feed him"! Honestly J has fed at 5, 7:30, 10:30, 12:20, 1:30, 2:40 and 4:30 so far tonight, a couple of big feeds but mostly just nibbling.