Bumped into a neighbour yesterday morning by the car with DS1 hovering to get in and DS2 in the sling.
"Hello, how are you? Was that your ambulance the other night?" she said
"Yes" I said, "I had my baby and needed some treatment in hospital, everything's fine".
"Oohh! We (in the pub opposite the houses) saw it arrive and saw you come out, we thought you might have fallen down the stairs"
"No" says I, "Just a baby being born"
"Did you have a baby then? I never knew you were pregnant! I mean, I saw you around the village but I thought you were just getting a bit fat" !!!!!!
Was a bit stumped by that one.
She carried on: "we thought you'd had a fall. Everythings ok then? you didn't hurt yourself?"
"no, no, just a little baby" I pointed to him on my chest.
"What did you have, can I see, is it in the car?"
"He's here, in the sling. Look see. Hes a boy."
"What did you have then?"
Aaarrrggghhh
She's a nice lady really but NO common sense and a busybody gossip to boot. I daren't hope that she's gone and set the record straight with everyone she natters with.