Okay have stopped hyperventilating 
Mummy I can't take a photo (tried to last night to send to DH) but the line is SO faint it doesn't really work on a phone.
MrsH we have millions of testers
DH bought 60 by accident for £3 (Twice!) before P was cooking. It's just the little strips, not the actual plastic casing - he bought them off Amazon/Ebay, can't remember which. Consequently we have loads to use!
I did another last night but nothing on that one - DH said it would be too "watered down" at 10pm and another this morning and I think the faint line is still there. Will try again Fri or Sat.
Tally that all sounds very fit, do you have a good recipe for the Key Lime Pie? If so can I have the link please.
DH said the same Pene and Engels, rare to have a faint negative but not unusual to have a faint positive (or something like that anyway).
Strawberries right Pene could No2 be born on 6th October as well (that'd be exciting) 
Engels I have had a snot nose and throat for 3 weeks now, sorry to be the bearer of bad news
, loads of people seem to have been stuck with it for weeks. P had a fringe "created" the other week by the hairdresser. DH said he didn't like it but she looked like a scruffy surfer dude! Personally am too scared to do it myself.