wahhh beans "total anuses"... Sybs it is hilarious that people are attempting to tell you, a lawyer, what is and isn't allowed... No advice on the specifics of the situation but sounds like a few people on the thread might be able to ffer constructive help.
SL I would love to meet up for beers, how can we wangle this? Awsome news about dd's bottle and self settling 
Arti/Avo what a gorgeous pic! and how exciting about the imminent move :)
WG hospital food is grim, I took some opal fruits (?!), some flapjacks dd and I had made, a couple of cheese sarnies (??!!!) and some fruit. DH then brought in a chocolate orange
which was by far the best thing of all.
jam you speak the truth about just wanting to get out of the house on your own sometimes... I had a brief 15 mins to go to M&S gtoday to restock the knickers drawer (so not the sexy Hot Milk stuff... :( ) and left dd2 with DH, felt like a real moment of freedom. Everyone has been wise above about th need for time to ourselves, definitely just say Right I'm off out matey.
names for bits - might go for fanny but true that some people find it a bit rude. She points at DH when he's getting dressed in the morning and laughs uproariously, which is a reasonable enough response I guess 
well good news from us, dd2 has been officially discharged by the paeds team and we're just in the hands of Colin the health visitor. MW also saw us for the last time yesterday and I had a little weep when she gave her a big cuddle - we're not planning on any more so a bit sad that this is the last time there will be a gorgeous tiny baby in the house to fall asleep on my chest :( unless we borrow one 