New (red) dawn for anxious lefties...?

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All down to the swing.

Tory overall majority very very likely.

Putney can puck off

9.9% swing to tories in Putney

puckity puck puck.

why do the Irish counts read it out so we don't know which parties they are talking about!

BIAWG yes it's because if the swing of 9.1% was replicated across the UK (which it won't be we hope) the Tories would win all their targets and more and get a majority.

But as we see Torbay for example undermines that theory.

I just really really don't want Phillipa Stroud to win in Sutton and Cheam... at this point, I will be happy with that.

DP just popped home, insufferably smug in a typical tory boy fashion. I sent him back to the count promptly.

Tweet from Justine

Still hanging aboot at #itvelection party waiting to get on telly. Drunk gallons of elderflower. Thank god for spanx.

yay sylvia hermon. She's a good woman and will probably vote with labour.

Shit
Am off to bed. Can watch no longer. I really hope Ben Bradshaw can hold his seat here. I do fear I will be waking up to bad news

So it's not a real thing, just based on what's happened so far?

Please God hurry up and show the Hastings and Rye results.

Oh, isn't that nice to hear the Welsh guy speak Welsh. It sounds so lovely.

Monkeysmama - is your ex boss a woman? I know you said a dick, but could equally apply to UKIP candidates. Seems UKIP have put forward a bunch of witches.

BBC News site shows average swing to Cons is 4.1%, despite these big swings...

Keep dozing off, though perked up at Campbell. But still need more results as still a bit random. A bit? Surely?

GB in Kirkaldy. None of the commentators can pronounce the name of the town.

Oh I am bored with how much I despise Andrew Neil why is a right wing reactionary piece of shit like him on the fucking BBC?

Labour hold Sedgefield but an 11.6% swing to Conservative

cock

Ouch, Sedgefield. Must have missed that while blanking out Brillopad O'Neill

wish I'd gone to bed an hour ago dreaming of hung -politicians- parliament. And the whisky on top of camomile tea was a bad move.

Has the odious Andrew Neil been boozing with the luvvies? Is that what is making him so hectoring and rude?