New (red) dawn for anxious lefties...?

[WilfSellOut]

New thread

am thinking of hitting the hard liquor - was going to bed, might give it till the next seat called

ooooh, Dundee West Labour prediction

That was my mum then.

Right things seem fairly quiet at the moment looks like a good time to wee, pour a stiff drink, grab a munchy and unclench jaw and buttocks.

Ha, ha, ha!

After DH had his vasectomy I left him (with 2 small DC) while I went on a course in the US for a week.

When I came back, the bruising was still spectacular.

Oh how I empathised with him.

Darn - power back on for the luvvie barge

I am waiting for Edgbaston and then I am going to sleep and then getting up early!

Andrew Neil and Joan Collins on BBC1. Excuse me while I puke.

Switched over to STV by mistake, wanted to see ITV for Justine. Got the Dundee prediction there.

i need something sweet to eat now.

Loving Joan Collins there!

WTF Joan Collins??

ffs they have rolled out Joan Collins on the BBC.. definitely getting a drink

God it 's like Jools Holland's New Year's Eve love-in.

jesus two crap novelists sorry historians and martin blardy amis....two misoginists and an also ran....one wig three heads

Are they all pissed?

I have chocolate expat, here.

How bad is it to wish this barge could sink? All of them. I might save Amis actually, and Mariella and Hislop. The rest can swim

IS THERE ANYBODY not ON THAT BOAT?

If it sinks they'll be a hell of a hole in the cultural life of the country....mind you if it got rid of David Starkey....

And Amis is drunk....

But Toby Young in background so there's hope. No, hang in, he's in favour of parents setting up schools, isn't he? Go away, Toby.
Eminent historians sound a bit pissed.

sack your agents people

SINK THAT BOAT

I'd kick Amis in the face as he clung to the sides. He's a twonk.

aargh tory bitch didn't even know what the exit polls were saying

Who is that fittie in the background?