New (red) dawn for anxious lefties...?

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C4 has urbane (if weird looking) Euros expressing bemusement at our funny little ways

I think you ought to tell Mr Justa that they don't really cut off his balls. It's a bit mean to leave him thinking that!

Arf at MrJustabout. My husband looks weirdly like David Miliband.

If we'd been in England today, I'd have pinned a rosette on him and driven him round in an open-top car.

Hoochie Put the matches down...or actually hold on light me fag whilst yer there

Popcorn finished. Eaten half a bar of Green & Blacks. Starting to feel sleepy.

JUSTA! you or dh or both of you need to know that a vasectomy is NOT the same as orchiectomy. He will not be EUNUCH!@!!

The queen is activated - she sounds like a darlek!

I am sleepy too. Have made coffee

Just finished a custard slice.

Was also enjoying prospect of the queen being activated.

A girl I used to work with moved down south, and re-registered to vote, got to polling station and they wouldn't let her in as she wasn't on their list.

Apparently loads of people turned away in marginal seats like Chester as the voter lists hadn't been updated with late registrations.

Not to mention the people being turned away at 10pm

This will run and run

yes, thetoriesaretoast - was like that brill alan partidge sketch when they had 'challenging' mime artist and French cultural minister.

i ate some leftovers that were out on the hob since tea.

and i didn't bother heating them up.

fuck it.

it was rice, too.

and beef curry.

and i piled it on Walker's Ready Salted and shoved it down my throat.

that's why i wear a size 14/16 and have a double chin.

Robinson still gleeful every time Tory madge is mentioned.

your husband looks like D Miliband. Am very very

at Justa

Do you have frozen peas, Justa?

My brother waddled about for two days gingerly holding frozen veg to his groin, a tortured, martyred look on his face.

Onebaton, it's like The Day Today, isn't it? Spoof/reality - it's all the same now.

It seems v. weird that they're doing this interview outside Clegg's house.

Why?

But I like Mrs. Polite's hair.

This is so British isn't it - they queued in the RAIN dontcha know?

I've met D Milliband. I used to know his brother

oooh expat we could be twins!