if you want the country to sink into poverty, becuase that's the way they like it, it makes you dependent and gives them the control they crave, vote Labour
if you want to have obstacles in your path to stop you succeeding, vote Labour
if you want to be taxed to the eyeballs, or as they so cheerily say "until the pips squeak", vote Labour
if you want to see your hard-earned money blown on hairbrain schemes, vote Labour
if you want to carry on paying the £200,000 salaries and the pensions of an army of jobsworths, vote Labour
if you want to live in a country full of petty rules and regulations, vote Labour
if you want your politicians to ignore your concerns, and to call you a bigot, vote Labour
if you like being fined for putting your bin out on the wrong day, vote Labour
On the other hand, if you're not keen on the above, would prefer a brighter future, believe that there is light at the end of the tunnel, then there's only one choice, vote conservative.