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Peter Mandelson - would you?

52 replies

TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 22:47

Well???

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SpeedyGonzalez · 30/04/2010 00:02
TheCalvert · 30/04/2010 00:08

Quick Lutyens, think of Gordon Brown. Or better, Ed Balls.

Actually, don't. I'm sorry for bringing up the topic - I don't want you to have nightmares for the next week.

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poutine · 30/04/2010 00:09

TheCalvert.... Gordon Brown??!! now that really would be vile.

TheCrackFox · 30/04/2010 00:11

You could be the filling in the sandwich of Peter Mandelson and Ed Balls.

LutyensWantsAFryUp · 30/04/2010 00:20

. Didn't I say I was easily impressionable?? Now Gordon's in my head too
I was on top. Not pretty, not pretty.

I'm leaving before you have me imagining michael Howard or Charles Clarke! That would make my head implode

Abortion · 30/04/2010 00:26

I'd hit that, with a baseball bat.

Jizzonface · 30/04/2010 00:28

I'd go back in time and abort his ass.

Hobnobfanatic · 30/04/2010 08:30

Oi, Poutine - hands orf - he's mine!

abr1de · 30/04/2010 08:36

I am fascinated by the Prince of Darkness, too. I don't know why. But he is like a very attractive reptile you can't keep your eyes off.

CaptainNancy · 30/04/2010 10:37

Y'know mandy was on R4 this morning... and he's actually starting to sound quite old...

abr1de · 30/04/2010 11:17

I'm sure he'll be stocking up on expensive creams and potions post-elections. Or some Botox.

CaptainNancy · 30/04/2010 14:05

Ooh abride... keep seeing you and meant to ask... are you formerly known as abraid and getting married? Or someone entirely different? Thanks.

crystal123 · 30/04/2010 15:12

I don't care if he's gay or not, I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him!

DilysPrice · 30/04/2010 15:14

Wouldn't lay a finger on him, but still find him strangely magnetic - he seems to be having so much fun, which is particularly refreshing in the current political mood.

crystal123 · 30/04/2010 15:15

MANDELSON don't be mean to him , his boyfreind loves him!.

AppleTreeWick · 30/04/2010 15:33

Ooooh Mandelson ... I think handcuffs would be involved somehow

Put me down as a maybe

DandyDan · 30/04/2010 18:48

Mandelson - excellent politician - one of the cleverest people in politics at the moment; love him. Don't like all his policies and ideas but that's okay. He's slick but he's obvious about being slick, unlike Cameron who pretends he's not slick at all.

Named some of our pets after Mandelson too.

yay for Mandy!

ReshapeWhileDamp · 30/04/2010 19:38

I just find him extremely creepy. Nothing whatsoever to do with his sexuality - I can't stand even looking at him. Shame, as I believe he's very intelligent and probably one of the last 'thinkers' Labour's got.

SpringHeeledJack · 30/04/2010 19:45

I loathe him...but I really would

herbietea · 30/04/2010 19:46

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Tashtodd · 30/04/2010 22:07

He reminds me of Randall from Monsters Inc

abr1de · 01/05/2010 11:09

Captain Nancy--you are right on one count and wrong on the other (happily married to same bloke for 14 years)! I had someone 'follow' me from thread to thread for a bit a while back so now I name change a little bit from time to time to try and throw 'em off.

Janos · 01/05/2010 11:58

If you mean would you like to...smack him over the head repeatedly with a wet fish then the answer is YES.

crumpette · 01/05/2010 12:05

he's almost attractive in a strange way...yes he's quite ugly and he's gay so irrelevant but he's got this air of confidence, intelligence, smugness, humour and importantly evilness which is quite likeable, actually

CaptainNancy · 01/05/2010 19:39

Nice to see you then!

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