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Peter Mandelson - would you?

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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 22:47

Well???

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daftpunk · 29/04/2010 22:51

He's gay

MarionCole · 29/04/2010 22:52

Hahahahahaa.

He's a proper pantomime dame.

Quattrocento · 29/04/2010 22:53

WHHHAAAAT? I think you must be drunk. He's gay, surely?

justallovertheplace · 29/04/2010 22:54

Hell to the no.
But thanks for that mental image just as I'm toddling off to bed

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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 22:55

If he wasn't gay (I meant)!

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CornishKK · 29/04/2010 22:55

Just no. NO.

bibbitybobbityhat · 29/04/2010 22:55

I am not male ... so I wouldn't.

Actually, if I was a bloke, I wouldn't either.

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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 22:59

Ha ha Bibbity - my thoughts too. But I bet his mother loves him.

He has to be the creepiest bloke in politics...

Ugh!

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Hobnobfanatic · 29/04/2010 23:05

Mandy is wonderful. I love him ? deeply! PM for PM, I say!

poutine · 29/04/2010 23:09

Would I? surely the question is "would he?"

i don't think he'd be interested in most MN posters, would he?

having said that, there's something worryingly attractive about the Prince of Darkness.

TheCrackFox · 29/04/2010 23:09

He looks like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He truly is the stuff of nightmares.

ninah · 29/04/2010 23:11
Blush
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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 23:13

I do wonder how he got the title 'Prince of Darkness'. Do you reckon it's one of his ex's nicknames which has stuck?

Or does he cast evil spells to swing the election campaign?

Do you think he has a bald cat?

So many questions to keep me awake at this hour! Can't sleep until I get fellow MN-etters opinions hmm

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HalfTermHero · 29/04/2010 23:14

Would I fuck!!

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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 23:18

But he is so pretty...

And only one taker so far - 'scuse the pun...

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DreamsInBinary · 29/04/2010 23:21
poutine · 29/04/2010 23:23

looks like he's all mine, then!

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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 23:24

You lucky girl Poutine...

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ThursdayNext · 29/04/2010 23:27

Walked past him in the street in Camden a while ago

He is tall and surprisingly quite good looking

And gay and quite old

Doodleydoo · 29/04/2010 23:35

All the hairs on the back of my neck just stood up with even thinking about it!

Err no, if he was interested in "the ladeez" err double no,

Evenstar · 29/04/2010 23:43

Eww no! I once had a nightmare that I had met him and he had kissed me on the lips, I felt sick for several hours after I woke up! Still worse a photographer from the Daily Mail had taken a picture and it was published on their front page! I don't think I have ever been more relieved to wake up!!

CaptainNancy · 29/04/2010 23:43

I'm finding it hard to think of someone I'm less attracted to actually... Nick Griffin I suppose.

SpeedyGonzalez · 29/04/2010 23:44

Ditton CaptainNancy. How could anyone sane even countenance the idea of doing him?

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TheCalvert · 29/04/2010 23:50

Nick Griffin is a total TOTAL tosser. I think the thought of being in the same room as him would make me violently ill.

P.S. I wouldn't re Peter Mandelson. I find the idea really quite disturbing...

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LutyensWantsAFryUp · 29/04/2010 23:55

I am easily impressionable and formed a mental image of me shagging him before I could stop myself. Now I'm never going to get rid of it, am I?