David Mellor has come up surprisingly often, being as he's been out of the news for ages. But yes, he's a front runner. Oafish and arrogant. Pass the sick bag, Alice.
Michael Portillo? Oh no, no. A little bit smarmy, maybe, but a nice chap I'm sure, and good company. I wouldn't mind going on a long train journey with him (that is NOT code for anything else.)
Worse than David Mellor, though, is that commentator (ex commentator) on I think horse racing - that horrendous man who wears a deerstalker hat and calls his wife by some awful demeaning nickname. He was in that Wife Swap programme a few years ago. Who IS he? His ugly mug and his boorish behaviour come to mind so easily, but not his name (and it's an odd name, I think.)
HE wins the Number One Repulsiveness Rosette, with knobs on.