'If Corbyn gets made labour leader we Tories will be partying like it was 1980.'
When Corbyn began his campaign, there was raucous laughter among the Tories, they opened the champagne (taxpayer funded and subsidised no doubt) and thought all their Christmases had come at once. But as the crowds listening to Corbyn grew larger and as the Labour Establishment candidates looked more desperate, there was no more laughter among the elite - just sheer panic at their tax breaks, expenses, charidee tax writeoffs, philanthropic perks, foundation fund fees and the large salaries of their charidee mates, paid for partly out of government grants which the people pay for.
Now there is no more laughter, just panic, and even anger at their incompetent class of robotic, clueless servants and spinners employed to lead the people.
The biggest names they had were thrown at the problem of the people - Blair, Kinnock and Bennett - and each and everyone was laughed out of town. McTernan was called urgently on his mobile, this was serious, surely he could browbeat the people back into their box. He started off in fighting fashion - he threw the word "moron" around like it was going out of style - but the message was unclear as it was aimed at Labour MPs and most of the public recognised that description of them and were in full agreement with it.
There was panic in Labour, but anger at Tory HQ. Surely their Labour PPE colleagues could stop a 66 year old bearded Marx-reading 70s throwback - what on earth do they teach at Oxford if they weren't even up to that? But as the days passed, their hopes and dreams passed with them. The polls grew ever wilder, the crowds grew ever larger and the people ever smarter, no one was going back in their box.
So now we are in the apocalyptic phase. The elite has given up all hope in their servants, they have stared useless in the face, they are calling the whole lot of their servants a total waste of space.
And so today we have the Telegraph editorial. No more laughter, just apocalyptic warnings and anger at the useless shower who couldn't contain the problem.
"Jeremy Corbyn must be stopped
Telegraph View: Jeremy Corbyn poses as an innocent idealist, but his economics is absurd and his foreign policy appalling. The Labour Party and the country need rescuing from his dangerous campaign.
There was a point in the summer when the rise of Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour leadership race was curious, even amusing. But the underdog is now the frontrunner and he stands a good chance of becoming leader of the Opposition. That would put him within reach of No 10, considering how small the Tory majority is and how much the SNP would love to join a socialist coalition government. So Labour’s problem is fast becoming Britain’s problem and they are doing a terrible job of containing it."
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