'I would never in my life dream of buying a copy of the Fail. Never have, and absolutely never will.'
If you wish to deprive yourself, that is your choice.
'Based on percentages high to low, based on all national press, it goes something like Metro, Guardian, Independent, Times, Sun, Mirror, Daily Mail'
Hmm, I have worked in lots of different environments, both low-paid and high-paid, and in the low-paid environments, where people were younger, nobody read the Guardian, but there were copies of the Sun and the Mirror.