I can't sleep so back to business. My comments are in bold:
- Student fees
- Public sector workers terms and conditions (otherwise known as moving the goal posts after the match has started)
- Women (Fawcett society have good stuff)
- Sure Start
- NHS
- Erosion of employment rights
- Removal of EMA
- Removal of universal child benefit
- Unfair changes to DLA
- Unfair changes to ESA assessment
- Workfare
- Withdrawal of Connexions services
- Privatisation of our schools via free schools and academies
- PFI
- Energy companies making a profit out of the poor.
- Cuts to benefits for disabled
- Cuts to benefits for working poor
12 Drummers Drumming Military cuts or *Sure Start
11 Pipers Piping Scotland What about Scotland?
10 Lords-a-Leaping House of Lords and the impact they can have on the Welfare Reform Bill and Health & Social care Bill and what we can do? ie which Lords might be receptive to influence??
9 Ladies Dancing students stripping to pay fees ?? How the cuts disproportionately affect women??
8 Maids-a-Milking Support cuts for midwives/BFing counselling? NHS reforms with a focus on how services are allocated on political lines not clinical need
7 Swans-a-Swimming 7 water companies AS this comes the day after another utility perhaps feature 7 Lib Dem election promises that have gone by the wayside or 7 Lib Dem politicians who are coasting along nicely in their ministerial jobs who need reminding of their pre-election promises and where their conscience resides.
6 Geese-a-Laying - Six fuel companies laying....a land of fuel poverty
5 Gold Rings Olympics - costs while cuts this is a brilliant idea
4 Colly Birds 4 bailed out banks ?? DLA cuts? 4 corners?
3 French Hens 3 Henchmen (Callmedave, Boy Gideon, Pinickio Clegg)?? How about 3 fat cats/organisations who are enabled by the government either via Workfare, PFI or selling off assets (like the solvent bit of Northern Rock) for buttons??
2 Turtle Doves 2 milibands How about something a bit less obvious, taking the imagery of the turtle dove and what it represents (love and loss) and twist it a bit to a comment on the coalition? A comment on the "romance" and make the point that without the coalition none of the cuts could be pushed through so quickly and so agressively?
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree. and a useless Labour parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee That is genius idea. It's a shame it comes first because it would go so well last as a summary