Andy Coulson.......

[LadyBlaBlah]

there is a statement coming soon.

If he resigns, David Cameron is going to look like a right prick. Again.

Yesterday's news I suppose

Gabby, what's going on? It is really you? You are writing in proper sentences.

Eldritch

There are various kinds of writing. Some grammarians are rather twee not to say dull

"proper" to Shakespeare would not be proper to say Dave Cameron. Or even a BBC TV newsreader.
There will always be a battle over language
use. It is not laid down in tablets of stone
Try reading a Martin Amis novel, Eldritch
cheers "Gabby"

@EldritchCleavage. Too good to last wasn't it?

Gabby, I wouldn't read Martin Amis if you paid me. Or even at gunpoint. But I'm glad to see you've recovered.