Hope fellow Catholics will enjoy this one ...

[Countingthegreyhairs]

dd (5) when I was putting her to bed last night (saying the Hail Mary)

"Holy Mary, Mother of God,
Play with our scissors,
Now and at the hour of our death
Amen"

Aw Weegie ....

(totally off the point but when playing 'doctors' with dd today she 'took down' my patient details - name, address etc and the next question from her was "are you a mermaid, or are you just normal"??)

OK, this thread is a month old now, but I used to think it was...

'blessed art thou, a monk swimming'

(amongst women)