Exit, Pursued by a Bare

[Funnywonder]

Someone please save me from bare/bear. It's everywhere.

I can't bare it any longer (I might get arrested😅) And don't tell me I'll get over it, because that would be a bear faced lie.

Um... you do know that's correct? 'Bear' as in 'taking compass bearings'.

@ErrolTheDragon , it was a joke.

Yeah...just doesn't work so well for me in the context of a thread about misuse.

I'm trying and failing to come up with a joke about the continuous bareness not being discrete/discreet.

You are not aloud to feel like this. It's just not on.

(I see this one daily and it drives me absolutely bonkers!)

After reading this thread I need some rest bite

😱

I might have to sether my contact

Surely, just a slither of bad spelling is aloud?

People don't read any more, that's all it is. Social media is a self-filling professi.

Awww, that remind's me I knead to ketchup with the filling.

Yeah! I moved on from the homophones to 'english is a funny language '.
It did crack me up though... even if it's just me cackling in my corner!

Oh no, poor little guy, I wonder if he's gone up to heaven with all the angles...

Oh no, poor little guy, I wonder if he's gone up to heaven with all the angles...

Leaving all the underling chogs with free reign to cause kayos.