Scenes of disaster to have greeted you in the morning...?

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My most recent one with dd2 (she has special needs, but I am well aware that that is by no means a pre-requisite for the kind of thing I am talking about...) was going into her room in the morning to find that she had not only ripped her carpet up (which I had nailed down), eaten some of the underlay, but also pulled some floorboards up

She had strewn the room with some old newspaper which must have come from the murky depths beneath the floor...it was orange, and so old that there were news articles about Dennis Healey and Barbara Castle...she had probably eaten some of that too

So come on, who can beat that? I need to know if your children are as horrid as mine for purely healthy reasons of comparison

When I was little I poured a bottle of ccoking oil on our hardwood floors and proceeded to skate up and down like an ice skater - my mum wasn't very impressed when she came in the door and almost broke her neck standing in it in heels.
My ds when he was 2 had a poopey diaper changed by very tired dh who left it balanced on the edge of the cot - much laughter on the baby monitor and went up to find ds waving it around his head the walls and the cot and the lampshades everything including ds was covered in little flecks of poop.