my willy won't go down mummy, It should be squishy, why is it pointin' up?

[witchandchips]

what do you say?

its just having a stretch

It was feeling happy.

"Could you please put that away, its not nice to play with your willy with visitors around"

'That just shows that it works'

DH, stop doing that when we have visitors

'leave it alone and and it'll sort itself out.'

I tell DS "yes, they do that sometimes"

(he used to say that it had "gone all bumpy")

lol at exmrsfed

DS1 (3.10) says "my tail's gone all big" I think but don't say "well I'm not surprised considering your hand is permanently down the front of your trousers"

I just say "oh that's nice dear etc etc" and change the subject.

Have increased the number of times he washes his hands tho I was a bit slapdash with that before.

och damn it. All the good lines have been taken.

i remember ds1 having his first smile and miniscule erection at 5 weeks old (not simultaneously). i felt strangely proud

DS said the other day, 'Mammy my tiddler is boingy'

ds this am was pulling on it really hard, and saying bite it mummy bite it - trying to actually bite it himself - think I need his daddy to have the 'I must not yank or bite my willie talk again!'

I say "it happens".

One day after he was having a good play with it he complained it wouldn't go down, I told him to leave it alone and it would, it did, and he was soooo impressed, "YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!!"

so glad i have dds

lol at these - especially Monkeytrousers' DS. Hasn't really happened with DS, at least not since he was a tiny baby.

my DS once said 'mummy my willy's all straight and i want it to be curly again!'

Oh, I want a son. Girls are so booooring (she says, having only the one very small dd)

I just told him what his dad would say - you have a bonk on, to which he parroted, 'a bonk on' lol

I often say 'stop fiddling with the tiddler!' with him and have a laugh with it though.

Oh, don't.
My 3yr old has just realised that if he pulls back the foreskin it all gets faaar more interesting.

I don't really know where to look!

Well, that was a bit of a threadkiller. Sorry!

I'm so glad I have a girL!

I just go for simple truth.. sometimes if you touch them they get bigger.. if you leave it alone it will get smaller again

DS was sitting with DH on the lounge the other day watching telly.

I look over and he has his willy out, picking at it.

"You right there?, he said "Yeah I am just pulling all the fluff off my willy". The he said "Look what I can do!" and pulled the foreskin all the way back, so proud. My tea came out my nose.