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Where to rent a stimulator for young parents to be

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Grandmatobe2021 · 27/09/2020 11:11

My daughter is about to become a first time mummy it's not her I worry about it's her partner he's always playing video games I would like a baby stimulator to see if he will be able to care for a newborn I know my daughter will be ok as she has 4 younger siblings and helped me with them but it's him I worry about please can anyone help as if I leave it to my daughter he will talk her into not getting one

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CandyLeBonBon · 27/09/2020 16:34

Full stops and a dictionary are your friends, OP!

Baby stimulators! 😂

AnneLovesGilbert · 27/09/2020 16:39

Ah, you’re that sort of MIL. She’s either planned to have a baby with him or gone along with it if it was an accident so why not trust your daughter.

toomanyplants · 27/09/2020 16:43

It's a bit late for that. If you're looking to buy him a gift I suggest durex.

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ComeOnBabyPopMyBubble · 27/09/2020 16:46

Why spend money needlessly when you could just move in with them?

Randomly scream during the night, demand to be fed, spit on him and shit in his gaming chair.

That way you'll get first hand experience of how he'll deal with it all.

SirGawain · 27/09/2020 17:05

I would like a baby stimulator to see if he will be able to care for a newborn

And if you find he can't what then?

CandyLeBonBon · 27/09/2020 17:40

@ComeOnBabyPopMyBubble

Why spend money needlessly when you could just move in with them?

Randomly scream during the night, demand to be fed, spit on him and shit in his gaming chair.

That way you'll get first hand experience of how he'll deal with it all.

You win the internet today!

enchantedspleen · 27/09/2020 19:48

Stimulator!!! I'm sorry, that's tickled me!

northstars · 28/09/2020 10:19

You’re out of line, and are well on the way to becoming an interfering MIL from hell. This really isn’t your business.

teaandcustardcreamsx · 28/09/2020 16:55

Have a

VodselForDinner · 28/09/2020 16:58

Do NOT google “Baby Stimulator”.
Do not.

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 28/09/2020 17:00

God I hope this isn't real. If it's legit "My MIL gave me a baby simulator AIBU to think she is completely batshit?" will be posted sooner or later.

Iminaglasscaseofemotion · 28/09/2020 17:02

Bit late for that. Also, what will you do if he doesn't look after the pretend baby? Depends she leaves him?

Iminaglasscaseofemotion · 28/09/2020 17:02

Demand, not depends

corythatwas · 28/09/2020 18:13

OP, nowadays, real live babies are just as good as the simulators, so I think you'll be able to tell whether he can look after a baby from using the real one. It's just as effective, honestly!

This is of course another troll and is going to get pulled within the next 5 minutes, but I did enjoy this response.

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