Where to rent a stimulator for young parents to be

[Grandmatobe2021]

My daughter is about to become a first time mummy it's not her I worry about it's her partner he's always playing video games I would like a baby stimulator to see if he will be able to care for a newborn I know my daughter will be ok as she has 4 younger siblings and helped me with them but it's him I worry about please can anyone help as if I leave it to my daughter he will talk her into not getting one

[corythatwas]

OP, nowadays, real live babies are just as good as the simulators, so I think you'll be able to tell whether he can look after a baby from using the real one. It's just as effective, honestly!



This is of course another troll and is going to get pulled within the next 5 minutes, but I did enjoy this response.

[Iminaglasscaseofemotion]

Demand, not depends

[Iminaglasscaseofemotion]

Bit late for that. Also, what will you do if he doesn't look after the pretend baby? Depends she leaves him?

[BernardsarenotalwaysSaints]

God I hope this isn't real. If it's legit "My MIL gave me a baby simulator AIBU to think she is completely batshit?" will be posted sooner or later.

[VodselForDinner]

Do NOT google “Baby Stimulator”.
Do not.

[teaandcustardcreamsx]

Have a

[northstars]

You’re out of line, and are well on the way to becoming an interfering MIL from hell. This really isn’t your business.

[enchantedspleen]

Stimulator!!! I'm sorry, that's tickled me!

[CandyLeBonBon]

@ComeOnBabyPopMyBubble

Why spend money needlessly when you could just move in with them?

Randomly scream during the night, demand to be fed, spit on him and shit in his gaming chair.

That way you'll get first hand experience of how he'll deal with it all.

You win the internet today!

[SirGawain]

I would like a baby stimulator to see if he will be able to care for a newborn

And if you find he can't what then?

[ComeOnBabyPopMyBubble]

Why spend money needlessly when you could just move in with them?

Randomly scream during the night, demand to be fed, spit on him and shit in his gaming chair.

That way you'll get first hand experience of how he'll deal with it all.

[toomanyplants]

It's a bit late for that. If you're looking to buy him a gift I suggest durex.

[AnneLovesGilbert]

Ah, you’re that sort of MIL. She’s either planned to have a baby with him or gone along with it if it was an accident so why not trust your daughter.

[CandyLeBonBon]

Full stops and a dictionary are your friends, OP!

Baby stimulators! 😂

[NaughtToThreeSadOnions]

You sound concerned for your daughter

No she sounds like the mother from hell

[WeAllHaveWings]

I would like a baby stimulator to see if he will be able to care for a newborn

A bit late for that now if she is already pg. If they are old enough to have babies they are old enough to work it out themselves.

[Pantheon]

You sound concerned for your daughter but this is the wrong way to go about things. I think you have to make it clear to her that you'll be there for support and suggest they both do any NHS or nct classes on your area.

[seayork2020]

Step away from the stimulator

[Smallsteps88]

I would like a baby stimulator to see if he will be able to care for a newborn

It’s absolutely none of your business. You aren’t his boss or parent. It’s not your place to test him to see if he’ll be a good enough dad or not. Back off.

[courseaction]

Stop interfering

[AlwaysLatte]

Baby stimulator!
Bonkers idea.

[C8H10N4O2]

first time mummy

Are you 6?

Looking forward to thread in a few months "DM has never liked DP and since PFB came along just can't keep her beak out"

[riotlady]

Just... why?!

[getitoutofourfridge]

He should get Who's Your Daddy? on steam if he's a PC gamer.

[Balaur]