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REALLY funny/stupid things our parents did

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Rara · 10/09/2002 20:03

Have just seen a comment on another thread about our parents leaving us in cars while they went to the pub and/or supermarket, which you just would not do these days, but was very common when we were kids.

It made me think about something my friend's dh said the other week about car seats. When you were young, did you and your sibling(s) fight over who would stand up between the driver and passenger seat on car journeys? It was considered quite a treat!

I don't mean to be blase and I certainly don't condone that sort of thing now, but I wondered if anyone has similar stories that were considered the norm when we were being raised and you'd be publically strung up for these days?!.....BTW this is for fun....

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Ghosty · 10/09/2002 20:57

When I was about 6 I used to go to the local garage on my own to buy my mum's fags (Rothman's!). By the time I was 8 I knew how to pour my dad's scotch exactly the way he liked it!

futurity · 10/09/2002 21:03

There were no car seats when I was a baby..I was just in a carry cot wedged in the back seat! Imagine doing that now!!

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MABS · 10/09/2002 21:14

Fururity - exactly the same for me

Marina · 10/09/2002 22:44

Ghosty, I used to shop for my mum's ciggies too, and perch on the end of the sofa. She was barely visible through a blue haze of smoke...
I was also turfed out into the garden every day, for hours, winter, summer, rain or shine because she subscribed to some parenting guru's advice that fresh air was essential to a child's development. The irony of my mother's approach is not lost on me, but as she has a variable sense of humour I have never attempted to discuss it with her.

mieow · 10/09/2002 22:48

I remember sitting in the boot of my grandads car. He had a estate car (no parcel shelf) and had a huge boot area and about 4 of us would sit there and it was considered a treat to go in the back!!!

mieow · 10/09/2002 23:06

another huge dilemia that I have is at the post office, I have a three-wheel double buggy and every time I have the problem of whether to leave the 2 girls outside strapped in their buggy, alseep or awake, or to get both out and stuggle with the 2 of them. My son has CP but can walk so he is not a problem. My middle daughter also has CP and can't walk very well and the baby isn't 1 yet and can't walk at all!!!lol I took the two girls into the post office today but DD1 was picking up lots of sweeties.(DS was at school) I have left them outside and have watched them contantly, but have felt so bad.

Demented · 10/09/2002 23:08

I can remember my mum leaving me to play in the park whilst she was doing a cleaning job in the flats over looking the park, I was pre-school so maybe about three or four at the most, can't believe she did this, my DS1 is 3 1/2 and I don't let him out of my sight.

I also remember sitting between my parents when they were smoking and my privilege (apart from passive smoking) was to blow out the matches. Also being asked to buy my dad tobacco. My mum doesn't smoke anymore and my dad always smokes out of the house thankfully, don't think I could bear that.

mieow · 10/09/2002 23:15

sorry meant to say that we were always left outside the same post office as babies, but it is such a huge thing nowadays and noone knows what to do.

emsiewill · 10/09/2002 23:50

Loads to add;

Used to go to the local garage (approx 1/2 mile) to buy my parents' fags. This was before my sister was born, so I was under 8, and my brother came too, 16 months younger than me.

My dad (mum died 4 years ago, so have never had this verified) has recently confessed that in the cricket season, my mum used to go to the pub to meet him for last orders. Nothing wrong in that, except there was no-one in the house with us kids! Again, this was before my sister was born.

But don't think that things changed when she was born. My mum couldn't face the thought of taking all 3 of is to the supermarket, so would leave me (aged 10) in charge (of 8yr old and 2yr old). My sister did a poo in her pants once, and we didn't know what to do (ie didn't want to clean it up, but thought we'd be in trouble if we left it), so we actually phoned the supermarket and got them to page my mum. God knows what thoughts were going through her head when she heard her name being called. Certainly not "mummy, Kirsty's done a poo...."

I also realise now why I was so carsick as a child - 2 adults smoking like chimneys in the front, but no windows could be opened, as it was "too noisy"

I'm sure the following also happened, although my mum later denied it. Aged about 6, I used to get the bus into town, get off at the library, go in and get some books, and get the bus home again.

Finally, when I was about 3, and my brother was still a baby, my mum took us to the library. She had a big old pram, and of course, no ramps in those days, so she left bro outside while taking me in. When she came out, an old lady started berating her for leaving her child outside. "Plenty more where that came from" says my mum. She often told me that she was so proud of the fact that she managed to think of a witty reply in time, rather than 5 minutes too late, which was normally what happened.

Despite how all this sounds, I don't look back at my childhood and feel I was neglected, it really was the norm in those days.

Marina · 11/09/2002 08:36

LOL Emsiewill, your mum sounds like quite a character!

bells2 · 11/09/2002 09:32

Ha Ha Emsiewill - love your mum's retort. We were always alllowed to roam free and basically do as we like as small children. I can't recall having a bedtime as such and certainly remember being allowed to watch whatever we liked on TV. The first full frontal nude scene on Australian telly is forever etched in my memory! (circa 1973 I think).

florenceuk · 11/09/2002 10:28

Snap to buying ciggies at the tender age of 6 - in my case for my adopted "aunt". My parents owned a shop and allowed us to wander around the streets as toddlers unsupervised (I can remember going to the pub where they would make me a special pink drink with an umbrella). In the school holidays we stayed at home while my parents worked, leaving us free to experiment with matches, the oven, stove, the gardening tools, etc etc. This was smalltown NZ - can't imagine anybody getting away with this now!

Janeway · 11/09/2002 10:32

tales about MIL, I'm afraid...

She was, and is, an awful driver. When she went into town she used to leave the car wherever she fancied, with (pre school age) dp in it, the doors unlocked and the car keys still in the ignition incase someone needed to move the car in order to get theirs out!

She was always gone for much longer than she said she would be - dp insists he knew the difference between the small and large hands on the clock moving from one number to the next.

Also - hot water bottles in their house were exactly that - pop bottle with boiling water and a towel wrapped round it, put in the cot with the baby!

CAM · 11/09/2002 10:55

When I was 8 my father was posted to Singapore with the RAF and my sister (aged 6) and me used to go into Singapore City on the bus by ourselves. We used to hang around places like Change Alley which in those days (the late 60's) were far more dodgy than now. We didn't pay the bus fare either because it was always standing room only and we just kept moving around the bus so the conductor never caught up with us. Of course I'm a model citizen now...

leese · 11/09/2002 11:28

Mum too me and sister (two yrs younger) to hypermarket for the weekly shop - odd place with seventies orange lantern lights, and big plastic fish over the fish counter - I was about 3. Anyway, she left me by the trolley in an aisle to go and get something she'd forgotten (took little sis with her), and never came back (well - did eventually). Basically she'd forgotten she'd left me there, met a friend in the shop, and gone off for a coffee in the hypermarkef caf! Vividly remember two old ladies telling me I must stand by my trolley and not move!
Another funny recollection - going out for a meal with my parents in the seventies which was a BIG deal as we never did this. Mum and dad were'nt used to the whole experience either, and were a bit nervous. When the waitress asked my dad how he'd like his steak, he said "grilled please"

Ghosty · 11/09/2002 11:30

LOL, leese, (your dad - bless ...)

CAM · 11/09/2002 12:28

Oh Leese that's reminded me of a restaurant story.I was in a restaurant in London about 20 years ago and next to our table was a table of four Northern businessmen (please don't take offence northerners!). When the wine waiter asked one of them if he'd like to taste the wine, he said "No, I've 'ad wine before" Sorry about my juvenile sense of humour but this kills me to this day.

Willow2 · 11/09/2002 13:09

Remember being driven in to London by mum, and having one of those hair raising journeys that just seem to happen. We were all ribbing her about her driving skills - anyway, as we parked up she remarked "I am the safest driver in the world". Then she opened her car door..... and a taxi took it off.

zebra · 11/09/2002 14:06

When we took the cats to the vet we never, never, never had a cat carrier (box). The animals were just loose in the car. I would go with my mom to sort of keep control of the (up to three) cats, keep them from peeing or clawing or vomitting everywhere, or crawling all over my mom as she drove (typically 10 miles each way). I was probably seatbelt-less most of the time in the process.

It got even more entertaining if we had to take the dog to the vet at the same time.

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Willow2 · 11/09/2002 16:05

and another one... mum was ill and to her surprise dad, who probably didn't even know where the kitchen was, made her a hot PLJ lime juice. The next day, feeling a bit better, she went to make herself a cuppa and found that dad had even descaled the kettle. Amazed, she thanked him. "I didn't descale the kettle" he replied, somewhat bemused. No... but he had made her a nice cup of hot lime juice in it....

leese · 11/09/2002 18:30

I've got tears in my eyes laughing about these - Cam's wine story, and Willow2's mums driving - these things deserve a book in their own right.
Just recalled something funny my nan did (not hard, as she was always doing funny things). After she'd had a stroke, my nan moved into a care home, next to a lady called Hilda. They got on well enough, tho' Hilda never uttered a word - nan did all the talking for her. Anyway, came the day that Hilda died, and with the way of many older peopl, nan was very matter of fact about it all. She said that Hildas relatives had given her a few of Hildas belongings to remember her by - one of which was a treasured postcard to Hilda from the (then) renowned Rusty Lee - signed on the back - To Hilda, lots of love, Rusty Lee xxx Nan seemed very pleased to have acquired this, and asked if I too liked Rusty Lee - not having heard about her for years, couldn't quite recall, but felt I should dutifully say I did.
Next day I got a postcard of Rusty Lee in the post, signed on the back - To Lisa (Hilda crossed out), lots of love, Rusty Lee xxxxx

jodee · 11/09/2002 21:20

Ahh, happy days! Thanks everyone for making me nearly wet meself, just the tonic on such a poignant day.

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