Just flashed MacDonalds in the world unsexiest peephole bra - share your parental lows?

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Oh dear! So on way to in laws. DS 4months in back, DP driving so I can express. DS wakes after an hour to spectacularly fill his nappy - complete Apoocalypse requiring a stop at the services. I took DS into the MacDonalds to change him leaving DP to scrub the car seat. Had to wait outside the changing loo and noticed a few looks but assumed this was due to a poo soaked and smelly baby. It wasn't until DP came I join me that he pointed out my top was pulled down and as I was wearing my home fashioned "expressing bra" (sports bra with nipple holes cut out - means I can express without having to hold the pump). This meant I was nipples out in MacDonalds!!! The shame! Feel this is a low point in terms of my modesty and self esteem! Anyone care to share theirs?....

I should first point out that my DSs are older - think teenaged. A few years ago DS1 was very forgetful about turning lights off. He had a friend, let's call him George, who was always round our house. I have very little in common with Marilyn Monroe other than choice of night time attire. At about 2am I woke up and noticed the landing light was on, so came out of my bedroom to turn it off when who should I see between me and the switch? Mrs Robinson had nothing on me as I told him to go home!

I've got as far as Tunarolls "i hadmy thing on the wrong way round" and am in tears!! This thread is fantastic thank you ladies!

So far I've only exposed a little bit of boob when people haven't realised I'm feeding. Nothing good to add, sorry.

Ds1 held up my skirt exposing my huge bum with knickers with holes in whilst I was holding a two week old ds2, I did an awful dance in circles trying to get him to stop and basically getting the whole of a very full asda's attention.

I then had to stand in the queue for another ten minutes.

That was just a tad embarrassing.

Kentishgirl and GreatAunt - you've got me in tears!

While feeding DD on the floor cross legged in the library she decided to roll off to explore (about 9mnths old) leaving me sat alone with my boob out in the middle of the room.

She frequently did this at playgroups too. I do wonder if there is anyone left in midwales who hasn't seen my boobs.

My DD was aged about 2.5. I was in first few weeks of pregnancy and was suffering from thrush she had seen me applying the cream.

Postman knocks one morning and while I'm signing for the parcel DD says 'mummy's got a poorly mini! She puts cream on it!' Not sure why she felt the need to tell the postman all he could say back to her was 'oh'

BFing DS while I answered the door did help me get rid of two Jehovah's Witnesses quick smart recently. He has his uses....