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Kid is scared of breaking stuff in the house.

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rombomb · 30/04/2014 19:52

At Lance’s house in the living room, he and his friend Ben are running and Ben bumps a lamp on accident and it breaks. He freaks out scared.

Ben: oh no! i’m gonna get in trouble.

Lance: it’s ok. it was an accident. and dad can get a new one.

Ben: but he’ll be mad.

Lance: no he won’t. i’ve done it before and he wasn’t mad. he just says ‘it’s ok we’ll get a new one.’ and then he says ‘try not to run in places where you can bump into stuff or places where you can get hurt.'

[ben calms down a little but is still worried. he’s not sure that lance’s claims about his dad are right.]

[rick, Lance’s dad, comes into the living room from his bedroom.]

Rick: hi ben.

Ben: hi.

[rick notices the broken lamp.]

Rick: oh.. what happened?

[ben says nothing]

Lance: we were running and ben knocked over the lamp on accident.

Rick: ok. well, try not to run where you can knock over stuff. how about you guys play outside instead of here?

Ben: ok!

Rick: are you guys hungry?

Lance: no but i think i’ll be hungry after playing outside.

Rick: k, what do you want to eat?

Lance: i want pizza. ben what do you want?

Ben: pizza sounds good. what kind?

Lance: i like plain cheese.

Ben: me too.

Rick: k, i’ll get it reading in the oven and then you can turn the dial to 15 minutes when you’re ready.

Lance: k. [and runs outside]

[rick opens the freezer to get pizza out.]

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Why do you think Ben get's scared that Lance's dad will be mad?

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 30/04/2014 21:22

Hey ho! The comment wasn't really a comment, it was more to draw your attention to the fact that we'd zapped the links contained within. If we could do more with fonts and whatnot it would have been more obvious... might yet go back and have a fiddle to make that clearer.

We're not really super-sure what's going on with this one, but there have been a ton of reports and the general feel seems to be that this is just clickbaity spam? However, it is also rather entertaining in a kind of "We need to talk about Lance" kind of way so we thought that redacting the links might be the thing to do? Wouldn't expect to hear from Rombom again, though. Shock

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 30/04/2014 21:29

We love you too, Jimbob.

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 30/04/2014 21:31

And AiryFairy too!

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