Phrases you never thought you'd say...

[NorthEasterlyGale]

DS1 is 21 months, DS2 is 3 weeks. I find myself increasingly using phrases that, pre children, I never would have thought I'd need. At the time, they always sound reasonable...

So far today...

'No DS1, we don't poke the baby with a ladle' as he tried to scoop DS2's head into a plastic ladle he loves. No contact was actually made, I hasten to add.

'DS1, we don't need to measure what size shoes the cat takes' as he tried to work out how to apply our newly acquired Clarks foot measuring tool to the very patient, deaf cat.

Anyone else find themselves using bizarre phrases or is it just me and DH that have gone nuts?

DS please stop covering your little sister in talcum powder

DS sudocrem is not for painting the walls with

No DS you can't take your tongue out of your mouth, it's attached
(5mins later) no you can't pull mine out either!
(5 mins later) or your little sisters!!!

Not mine but a favourite from a friend "take the minion off your willy".

"Well you will have to choose. Your light sabre or your battle axe - you are not taking them both to the supermarket"

"Come on dear, one more bit of sausage and you can have another few chickpeas".

"You cannot live on capsicum alone!"

"stop putting your finger in Luke" Luke is a toy train from Thomas and Friends. His finger got stuck.

"daddy's willy isn't funny" apparently I'm wrong.

ds1 is 2.6