I have a 3 year old boy who talks constantly. I get running commentaries on everything, using the most roundabout language/explanations and repeating himself.
It goes something like this:
Mummy? Mummy, are you there?
Yes, I'm here.
Can you see me? I can't see you from here. You should sit on the bath, right there.
No, I'm alright here thanks, I can still hear you!
Oh, alright then. Mummy, I am getting some toilet paper now, I'm getting one bit for you and one bit for me. I've got them here in my hands. Now I'm putting this one on this leg, this is your piece for you to use, and my piece is on this leg. Look!
Wow, that's great!
This one is on this leg, and that one is for you. It's not for me, it's for you. The other one is on this leg, and that one is for me. You can't use my piece.
Okay, I won't use your piece.
Oh no! I just dropped your piece of toilet paper on the floor! Mummy, help, get it for me! Oh, it's okay, I picked it up with my toes, that was close, wasn't it! Now I put it back on my leg.
(And so on, for hours. Punctuated with the odd "Did you hear that splash?? It was a VERY BIG splash, it came right up to my bottom!" and "Can you smell my poo? I can smell my poo!")
Please tell me you all have to suffer this too?