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How do you get your children to use less loo paper?

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FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 14:28

After yet another blocked toilet, and seeing one or two of my children use ridiculous amounts of loo paper and telling them off for it, I have realised I need to come up with a proactive strategy to get them to use less!

So how do you do it? Do you ration it? Do they have to come to you when they need the loo and ask you for it? I'm no way organised enough for that, but what do I do?

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Cyb · 13/01/2011 14:30

Have boxes of tissues rather than loo paper?

Thinking the constant pulling out of tissues a little less attractive than just letting the roll fall freestyle and mummyfying ones hand

ASecretLemonadeDrinker · 13/01/2011 14:33

noooo....tissues would be worse! I'd ration it TBH, or put it up high so they have to come and ask you to get it down (that's what I do)

mamaloco · 13/01/2011 14:35

Buy thinner paper it won't clog the loo.
My parents still complain when I come to visit that I use too much paper! I am 43 Shock. I don't think there is a way. Grin
My excuse is my parents loo is terrible (splash back which I hate) then their diet (TMI) makes sticky poos.
Change toilet or/and diet and see if it helps....

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walesblackbird · 13/01/2011 14:35

No clue! Someone here has gone through a whole roll in a day!

MayorNaze · 13/01/2011 14:35

buy a plunger

deduct the cost from their pocket money

teach them how to use the plunger

i have actually done this.

FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 14:39

It is thin loo paper already.

Mayor - the blockage is way too far down the pipe for a plunger to work...trust me, I've tried about a zillion times! And they dont' get pocket money.

They use loads for wees! Shock Well, the one who I suspect is the culprit does anyway.

How do you ration it, SLD?

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MayorNaze · 13/01/2011 14:40

oh deffo ration it then

keep it with you and hand it out as required

Catfordian · 13/01/2011 14:41

App if you flatten the roll before putting it on the holder it stops people using so much, it doesn't roll off so easily. Assuming you use a loo roll holder.

(Hope that makes sense).

ShatnersBassoon · 13/01/2011 14:43

I ask them to make full use of the school's facilities Smile

Cyb · 13/01/2011 14:44

I couldn't be giving it out every time my 3 needed a crap

I'd be like a bloody bus conductor

FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 14:45

They don't go to school, Shatner!

Catford - that would be a good idea, except that our roll holder is broken Sad

Ok, I think I'm going to store it high up and they'll have to ask me for it, until they've got out of this crappy ('scuse the pun) habit of wasting it!

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FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 14:46

Cyb - I agree - I'm not in the slightest happy with this idea - I don't think I've got the patience for it either! I've got four!

But what!? Electrify every fifth sheet so they can only take four at a time?

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Cyb · 13/01/2011 14:50

Joh Travolta only lets his kids use one sheet

HTH

FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 14:50

But how!? How does he achieve that!????

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Cyb · 13/01/2011 14:51

If they are toddlers they wil need to be shown how much they should use

onepieceoflollipop · 13/01/2011 14:52

Is it possible to buy one of those dispensers that they have in some public loos. You know, the type that releases half a sheet at a time, then you can't get any more unless you put your whole hand up into the dispenser and scrabble about on the roll with your fingernails. If you are very lucky indeed it is then possible to rip off a few extra shreds of paper. Oh and the dispenser must be a short distance from the loo so you can't reach it properly as well for maximum efficiency.

FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 14:56

The toddlers are not the problem! It's the flipping 7yo who is the issue, and it's when she does a wee that it's ridiculous amounts, believe it or not Confused.

Good idea Onepiece - I wonder where you get them from without having to buy a joblot of 100 or so Grin

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Lotkinsgonecurly · 13/01/2011 14:56

Dd managed was being quite full on yesterday so when she went to the toilet, I thought brilliant a couple of minutes peace.

20 minutes later she came out and said the toilet roll had all gone. She'd ripped the best part of a toilet roll and shoved it into any available hole in the bathroom. The plugs, up the taps and the remainder down the toilet.

The toilet has not been the same since, it is now out of her reach. I've left 2 pieces of toilet paper for the children. They can shout when it runs out.

Its only in reach of adults.Grin

MayorNaze · 13/01/2011 15:05

teach them the army way

get single sheet

fold into 4

tear section out of the middle

stick finger through hole

wipe arse

clean finger with sheet

clean fingernail with bit you tore out

very u-bend friendly Grin

FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 15:08

Hahahahaha, Mayor. That's minging! I am not teaching them that!

Maybe I need a sponge on a stick a la the Romans Grin

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Jacinda · 13/01/2011 15:14

I found moist toilet wipes far more effective and satysfying than paper, only two-three are needed.
Or you can go the traditional route and provide a bucket of water instead of paper.

gramercy · 13/01/2011 15:19

Haw haw - enjoying this thread.

How about getting them to do a "Second World War Home Front" project and get then to tear up squares of newspaper and then thread them on a piece of string?

FlamingoBingo · 13/01/2011 15:22

Oh that is a fantastic idea, gramercy! Might at least get them out of the habit of using so much - and it is habit, for definite.

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Secretwishescometrue · 13/01/2011 15:23

We stick it high up now too and I leave a couple of sheets on the top of the toilet for wee's but mine are still little and shout when gone for a poo. Maybe tell dd all the money that's being wasted on her excessive wipes could be put towards a trip out/small toy or whatever if she remembers not to waste... Maybe?

flamingtoaster · 13/01/2011 15:24

Don't use tissues - they aren't designed to disintegrate in the way toilet paper does.

You may find that vigorous use of the toilet brush will dislodge the blockage further down. It's worked for me! If not then constantly topping up the toilet with a bucket of water to increase the pressure of water pressing on the blockage may do the trick.

As to reducing the amount used - you could try bribery in the form of "if this roll lasts until Saturday you can have x" - but just be careful as you could end up with disgusting underwear to wash if they try to be too economical! I'd prefer they used the roll!