My child is the best because....

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I am guilty of dwelling on the negatives when it comes to the health and behaviour of my ds.

So say something positive about your offspring (boasting encouraged)

Ds is the best because he knows all about the feeding habits of basking sharks. And he is only 3.

ds (8) because he is incredibly kind and thoughtful and cant stand to see people upset or hurt...i only have to have a paper cut and he rushes to get me creams and plasters.

dd (20 months) because she suddenly doesnt hate me anymore, has started hugging me and makes me kiss all her teddies.