Pet names for kids

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Since DS was a baby I have called him "Mogs". I think its because he reminded me of Mogwai in Gremlins when he was first born!!! (Bad mother I am), even now I shout "Mogs" in the street and he will respond to me.

Basket
schnooks
poo queen of the south
munchkin
pumpkin pie
poodle
podger pie
monkey moo
pookadook
etc,etc etc!!!

Have to remind myself that she would benefit from knowing what her real name is - Lauren. But can't help myself, she just is the above at certain times of the day!

DS is

Sausage
Sausage Pie
Chicken
Chicken Pie.....a while ago he turned to me and said 'Mummy, don't call me food'

also
Wilsie
Willsie Pie
Munchkin
Mr Grumpy
Bath Boy when its bath time
Sock Boy if he's helping me with laundry

Sweetpea and Squeezy

Herbert
sugar plum
honeybunch
sweetpea
sausage
Mr James (middle name)
sweetie
gorg
sweetness

cheeky boots. don't know why, just suits her. (10 months)

popety, sweetheart, boy, moo

Spawn of the Devil, Atilla... lots of affetionate little terms.

Angel/Angelus

my dd used to be: monkey but now shes moving its changed to monster!!!!!!!

OH yeah i forgot, sexy bum or nudey rudey (when she crawls off with no nappy!

DD1 is Bumpsy or Bumper & has been since being breastfed and would bump on and off my boob!She still answers all the time to it and is six!
DS1 is Spiller and DS2 is Teddy or Big Ted - all of these names have come from my wonderfully soppy husband.

DD started off as Moo or Mooey, nothing deliberate, but it stuck and I liked having a special name for her.

Wife has now hijacked Moo , so sneakily I've moved onto 'Schmoo' without telling her.

ds was 'honey bee' more or less from birth - it just seemed to fit to his gorgeously cute rooting. Now 'bee' is dh's and my shorthand for him, with the appropriate activity - sleepy bee, hungry bee, rolly-over bee etc.
dh also calls him Eule which is German for owl.
From me he gets everything from pigeon to poppet.

jambot - - ds is pee-pee king and poo king at appropriate moments

Small
Porglyworgeous

Sweetpea, pumpkin and Tallulah Belle(when she's being contrary)

Elibean
Booboo
El
Monster
Angel

I use all the same names as spod for DD eg munchkin, boo, twinkle! also ratbag, JJ, Jenjens, Jennifer Eccles (from Lily the Pink, but she hasn't got lots of freckles, honest!)

my nieces:
Daisy = Daisy May
Jasmine - Jazzy B or Jazzy Belle
Kimberley - Billie (DD can't say the full name)

I call dd my Bug. Could be becasue she is small and cute, the name just seemed to suit her

Oh and the K monster as well, k is her intital.

E has always been Newbie or Noo Noo

Isabelle - Issy wizz and Fizzy pop
Abigail - Abbi babs and Ab fab
Leonie - Le le and lolly pop

chicken mostly - no idea why, I just started calling her this when she was born. Has sometimes become monkey girl as she's got older !

DD - chick (as she was only 4lb 10oz when she was born and was like a spring chicken)

DS - Mogwai, Mogs - he was cute and cuddly like a little mogwai!!!

Friends call their DD "schmoo".

DH amused recently to read in 'Rogers Profanasaurus' (fave toilet reading of the moment) that this is another word for fanny in Auz!!!