Don't know if it's been said but this is one I learnt at Brownies on Brownie Camp.
I've got a little baby bumblebee,(hold hand out)
Won't my mammy be so proud of me.
I've got a little baby bumblebee,
Oh O it stung me! (Look socked, hands up)
I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee,(rub hands together)
Won't my mammy be so proud of me.
I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee,
Oh O my hands are dirty. (Hold out hands)
add in correct place with actions
I'm licking up, I feel sick.
I'm sicking up, floors dirty.
Mopping up, mops dirty.
Rinsing out, No more baby bumblebee.
Not too bad, but not great. Also a lovely rude Christmas on.
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, jingle bell rock,
Santa's got a hickey on the end of his cock,
Rudolph's pregnant,
The elves are gay,
Santa's having a shag in the back of his sleigh!
We are the (insert area)girls,
We wear our hair in curls,
We wear our dungarees,
Down to our sexy knees,
There was this boy next door,
He got me on the floor,
He gave me 50p
And stuck it into me,
My mama was surprised,
To see my belly rise,
My Daddy jumped for joy,
It was a baby boy!
Skipping game, in two ropes and do what the teddy bear did.
Teddy bear teddy bear turn around,
teddy bear teddy bear touch the ground,
teddy bear teddy bear do the splits,
teddy bear teddy bear do a high kick!
Clapping game
Miss Susie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell, (ding ding)
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to helll..
O operator,
Please gave me number 9,
And if you discount me,
I'll chop off your behin..
D the refrigerator the
Stood a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And cut her little assss..
K me no more questions
I'll tell you more lies,
The boys are in the toilet,
Zipping up their flies..
Are in the meadow,
Bees are in the park,
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the dark!
All I have at the moment, most inappropriate though!