do you put bleach down the loo as you swish off on holiday

[BadgersArse]

or is it just me

You must be able to get online shopping from someone? Not Ocado obviously (not for us in darkest Gloucestershire) but surely Tesco or Asda do it?

I will be doing all the laundry before we come home though - the beauty of not staying in a hotel. I trash hotel rooms - not deliberate, but no matter how many drawers and cupboards there are, all my clothes end up on spare bed/floor/never make it out of suitcase.

Am in the darkest depths of Normandy (well not SO deep but still...)

Online shopping has only hit Paris.

I think French people like to spend hours CHOOSING and FEELING their melons

nuts

A detective entering my house when we are on holiday would be saying "Hmm, a clue: they left in a hurry..."

Yes Wallace the police who came round after our burglary tried to take fingerprints from our house - it was all too covered in dust and OUR fingerprints.

[thanks god for a salary and a cleaner]

Had house reasonably clean and tidy before we went away this year but it has taken nearly 3 weeks to clear up after coming back and dumping all in the kitchen and utility room on our return. Finally got caught up with the laundry again today.