Hope this'll make you laugh, its doing the rounds on the e-mails...
Big Brother 2001 - True Classic Quotes
"God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!..." - Helen
"I dreamed last night when I was asleep..." - Helen
"There's less people in the house than we started with" - Helen
" Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday". - Helen
"The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways." - Amma
"If there were less people in here it would be less crowded." - Dean
"You do have 5 fingers don't you?" - Helen
"I think I'm the only Welsh person in here" - Helen
On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2" - Helen
"I probably sound Welsh on the telly" - Helen
Dean playing "The Look of Love" with Amma singing along,
Helen : "Is that one of your songs, Dean?"
"I love blinking, I do!" - Helen
"What is a Liberal Democrat?" - Helen
"Is the jelly cooked" - Helen
"This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed..."
Helen: "dressed? what as in clothes?"
"Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!" - Helen
Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was reading a book on the sofa and Helen said: "that's fantastic that is,
does he know?"
"What does insanity MEAN???" - Helen
Brian: "What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?"
Helen: "Actually, I'm only 23"
Stuart: "What's Deans greatest fear?"
Bubble: "Going insane"
Helen: "No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of"
"Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers" - Helen
"I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size" - Helen
"I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I
teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed". - Helen
Josh: "I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered."
Helen: "Covered in what?"
Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.
Helen seemed shocked. "I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales,"
"What's in kidney beans?" - Helen
(when Helen was cutting Paul's hair)
Helen : "I don't think any camera is on me right now"
Paul : "yeah except for the one right in front of us!"
Helen : "Oh yeah"
"Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?" - Helen
Brian to Helen, "Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?"
Helen, "When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off".