Help I'm a chicken get me out of here.....

[Bobsmum]

hi
I'm too chicken to post on any other thread apart from the "asking really obvious questions about bf" threads. Don't feel very witty really - not cool enough to get into the yurt, not intelligent to hang around really argumentative religious threads.
So if there are any other non witty chickens who would like to join my thread please do. I'm not at work so I'm not glued to my mac all day but whends sleeps I'm freeeeeeeeee
PS if no one replies I'm off to babycentre.....

Hi Bobsmum, I've never visited the Yurt either as I'm too polite just to turn up without an invitation and in any case I can't stand the smell of Yak. As for the religious threads, can't argue with all that knowledge, either.
However I just butt in elsewhere as I choose (like now) so feel free.............

hurrah - i'm staying for now then.

re ds - cute!

loved the photos bobsmum,really good,did you do it yourself?

yes - what a gorgeous one!

That's a lovely idea Bobsmum - however..... we all know what you look like now.

STALKER ALERT STALKER ALERT

Welcome to Mumsnet and your son is beautiful.

great Photos Bobsmum!!

Welcome to Mumsnet Bobsmum, you DS is very cute!

Oooh eerr do you have to be cool to be in the yurt? That's me out then!

Where is this flippin yurt. I don't even know what a yurt is though I suspect it smells of patchouli..

btw hi Bob's mum

Re photos - how do you know that's really me - it could be one of my many nannies/serfs/staff/common people I have at my feet....(digi camera from dh's work - dh is imac obsessed so we have unfortunate americanny cheesy website)
Also, have avoided the yurt because I don't own enough tie dye plus yurt reminds of yoghurt reminds me of fermenting reminds me of mould etc etc.
It's an evil word to say like "moist" - makes my flesh crawl.
Is that just me?

Hello Bobsmum, welcome to Mumsnet!

I'll invite you to the Yurt if you like. I've got some cannibis cookies in the oven at the moment. Just bring a bottle of nettle wine and a yak beanbag and you'll be fine.

I'll even point you towards the composting toilets when necessary

(except it's lunch time and in reality I have to unpack the Tescos shopping. Bah!)

I was right about the patchouli then...

You don't have to be cool to get into the yurt ... I'm definitely not cool! And you don't need an invite ... I just walked in and plonked myself down on a llama hair bean bag!
Come on in ... the mud is lovely

god bobsmum! that was sooo exciting to think you can really do clever things like that with computer!I'm still using the logarithms and slide rules that we had at school and I've only just learned how to turn this on. I'd LOVE to be a geek.

IT's not that bad in the dark corners - Chincilla and I have got a big box of illicit truffles and some Baileys on the go....

Totally not a geek (not in public anyway). dh is true geek (but cute too)....even used to have scary reactolite aviator styleee specs before they were trendy (are they?). Now he sports more of a sven look.
As for all you yurties gatecrashing my first ever proper thread - you are hereby banished forthwith here never to return mwahhahahah!!

Lol Bobsmum!! Are you trippin' maaaaaan???

hate hate hate the word......moist
eeeeeeeeeeee
!!!!!!!

I hate the word portion. Really hate it.
And patio.

Bobsmum, that link was just cruel, nasty and unecessary. I'm going to have to send you here , or maybe here as punishment. It's either that or I'll push you in the composting toilets. I know which I'd choose!

And Bayleaf, there aren't any truffles left in the Yurt. Or Baileys for that matter. I was alone in the Yurt for some time earlier today...

The word I hate the most is housework. Makes my flesh crawl just thinking about it.

Soupie, are those cannabis cookies out of the oven yet? I suspect Bobsmum has been baking her own batch today ... welcome to Mumsnet!

Out of the oven and eaten I'm afraid, Jodee.