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M2T FInally online at home!!!

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Toblerone · 03/05/2003 18:50

Just thought I'd let folks know that my home posting name is Toblerone. I don't want to keep posting on threads that I've changed my name! Back to M2T on Monday though....

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Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:18

A man can't get a date, so he asks his mate how to go about it. His pal says: it's easy - just say your a lawyer.'
Later, the man asks out a gorgeous woman. When she turns him down, he says: It's probably for the best. I've a case early in the morning.'
You're a lawyer she asks/
'Why yes,' says the man.
They end up going back to his place. They're soon making love, but the man starts to laugh.
When the woman asks what's so funny, he replies; I've only been a lawyer 15 minutes and I'm already screwing someone

Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:19

Toblerone, just finished a bottle, can't have no more as no more points left

Girly · 03/05/2003 21:22

Good one Chiccadum! i almost choked on my smirnoff!

Toblerone · 03/05/2003 21:22

Great joke Chiccadum! Oh go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on! You know you wanna!!

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Girly · 03/05/2003 21:24

Are you on the WW Chiccadum?

Toblerone · 03/05/2003 21:24

Right.... I'm gonna start a new thread in case the polive arrest us for telling dirty jokes!!!

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Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:24

There are two goldfish in a tank
One turns to the other and says:
'How the bloody hell do you drive this thing?

Toblerone · 03/05/2003 21:25

Ooops...... hic...... I meant the poliCe.

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Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:25

I am girly and doing v v well, not cheated once, even counted the bottle of wine into my points

Girly · 03/05/2003 21:27

I did WW and lost almost 2 stone, then stopped and put it all back on again! Typical eh?

Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:30

I love weight watchers, I sometimes eat that much i have to check my points.

Toblerone, where are you?

Toblerone · 03/05/2003 21:31

Well done Chiccadum!! I'm not that disciplined. I just figured that i would have drunk the wine anyway.... PLUS eaten all the shtty food, so now I've cut down on the shtty food..... SUUUUUUURELY I'll lose weight! Hic.

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Toblerone · 03/05/2003 21:32

Chiccadum - I'm in Central Scotland.... or did you mean more accurate than that??? I'm in my bedroom.

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Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:36

Toblerone

Toblerone · 03/05/2003 21:48

Where are you Chiccidum????

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breeze · 03/05/2003 21:48

chatting to me alright

Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:50

Here miss, make your bloody mind up which site you are one toblerone

Chiccadum · 03/05/2003 21:51

Which thread even, I'll get me coyt

breeze · 03/05/2003 21:53

try again

Nutjob · 04/05/2003 17:52

Girls - Sorry I deserted you last night, wasn't intentional, went back to catch a bit more of 'I'm a Celebrity', downed a large amount of wine in a short amount of time, and ended up rather like Phil Tufnell did last night. If you didn't see it, it will mean nothing but suffice it to say I was wittering on about a load of old rubbish and I don't think dh knew what the hell I was on about!!!

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