M2T FInally online at home!!!

[Toblerone]

Just thought I'd let folks know that my home posting name is Toblerone. I don't want to keep posting on threads that I've changed my name! Back to M2T on Monday though....

A man can't get a date, so he asks his mate how to go about it. His pal says: it's easy - just say your a lawyer.'
Later, the man asks out a gorgeous woman. When she turns him down, he says: It's probably for the best. I've a case early in the morning.'
You're a lawyer she asks/
'Why yes,' says the man.
They end up going back to his place. They're soon making love, but the man starts to laugh.
When the woman asks what's so funny, he replies; I've only been a lawyer 15 minutes and I'm already screwing someone

Toblerone, just finished a bottle, can't have no more as no more points left

Good one Chiccadum! i almost choked on my smirnoff!

Great joke Chiccadum! Oh go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on! You know you wanna!!

Are you on the WW Chiccadum?

Right.... I'm gonna start a new thread in case the polive arrest us for telling dirty jokes!!!

There are two goldfish in a tank
One turns to the other and says:
'How the bloody hell do you drive this thing?

Ooops...... hic...... I meant the poliCe.

I am girly and doing v v well, not cheated once, even counted the bottle of wine into my points

I did WW and lost almost 2 stone, then stopped and put it all back on again! Typical eh?

I love weight watchers, I sometimes eat that much i have to check my points.

Toblerone, where are you?

Well done Chiccadum!! I'm not that disciplined. I just figured that i would have drunk the wine anyway.... PLUS eaten all the shtty food, so now I've cut down on the shtty food..... SUUUUUUURELY I'll lose weight! Hic.

Chiccadum - I'm in Central Scotland.... or did you mean more accurate than that??? I'm in my bedroom.

Toblerone

Where are you Chiccidum????

chatting to me alright

Here miss, make your bloody mind up which site you are one toblerone

Which thread even, I'll get me coyt

try again

Girls - Sorry I deserted you last night, wasn't intentional, went back to catch a bit more of 'I'm a Celebrity', downed a large amount of wine in a short amount of time, and ended up rather like Phil Tufnell did last night. If you didn't see it, it will mean nothing but suffice it to say I was wittering on about a load of old rubbish and I don't think dh knew what the hell I was on about!!!