M2T FInally online at home!!!

[Toblerone]

Just thought I'd let folks know that my home posting name is Toblerone. I don't want to keep posting on threads that I've changed my name! Back to M2T on Monday though....

Welcome Breeze!! We're half cut already, have you got an alcoholic beverege close to hand?

Yeah I know that was pants, but the wine's kickin in nicely !

speak for yourself! hic!

Hi Breeze, whats your tipple tonite?

Hey Breeze.... could it be a Barcardi Breezer per chance?

With jokes like that you have people leaving mumsnet in droves. Pants .

No alcohol to hand, as you know I am on a diet and sticking it it, ok so I had an Indian last night and a chinese tonight oops.

DS said today that he didn't want his dummies anymore as you is a big boy now, but half expecting to get woken up in the night, so better be prepared.

Used to drink breezers now its my blue-goo. Oh sod it why not (off to the fridge I go)

whats blue goo, is it a new alco pop?!!!

Sorry its what my DH and mil call it, Blue WKD or actually ASDA's cheaper versions, actually better. I see its the usual suspects

HEY AM I THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A DRINK????

Go and get one, even I caved

where's whymummy and meanmum then? Breeze you may remember me from a controversial thread...Am not so confused now!

M2T don't let the cat out of the bag yet!!

Yes I remember (how could we forget, haven't laughed so much in ages)

Jeeeesus, Blue Goo??

It's dp's turn for the night wakenings! So I'm quite happy to get legless! He probably thinks the more I drink the more chance he has of getting his leg over... Hmmmmm.... No thanks luv!

I've loads of good jokes....honest I do!! But they are all really long and I can't be arsed typing them. If I was at work I could've copied and paste.

i`ve just sent dh to the fridge in the shed to get me a few smirrrrrrrnoff ice

glub,glub,glub,aaaaaaaaah burp!!
that`s better
GOOD EVENING GIRLS!!!

We should all be out raving! I used to go to all night raves when i was young! Acid house!

Come on Chiccadum (We know you are there)

Don't talk to me about sex, that what got us all in trouble the last time!!

why are men like sperm??
cos out of a million only one is good!

hics!!CHEERS

ha ha, thats better

Hi chiccadum!! But do you have a drink yet?

LOL Whymummy!

On the same theme:

Q:What does a woman do with her arsehole before sex?

A: Drops him off at the pub!!!

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha great!!

Think you should have put a weeeeeeeeeee warning in the title of the thread though.

that one even made dh laugh! and he has the hump cause i am hogging the puter!