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francagoestohollywood · 09/06/2009 13:41

welcome!

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McCloudsextoy · 08/09/2009 20:56

I loved playing Rischiatutto as a little girl, 85 is a good age to go.

McCloudsextoy · 08/09/2009 21:00

lol, so the pinball machine is part of the copertura. I can understand wanting to shag this Canalis lady, but can you imagine the postcoital conversation? "Fancy a game of pinball, darling?" Whereas with me, he could discuss Darfur immediately after sex!

francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:01

I feel a bit sad, he was such a familiar face in my childhood. Gosh I'm showing my age.

You are right masseuse, the pin ball machine has to be for his coperture.

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TheMysticMasseuse · 08/09/2009 21:03

ha mccloud i reckon i can do one better than you and talk about Darfur DURING sex.

right dh has just put dd2 in bed with a "suspected pooey nappy" which on a cursory olfactory examination of the room by me has been confirmed. do i have to wake her up to change her? No, vero? vero?

McCloudsextoy · 08/09/2009 21:04

and i didn't see any books in his place!

francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:05

Lol!
I'd discuss tracheotomies with him after sex, I think.

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TheMysticMasseuse · 08/09/2009 21:05

well his girlfriend may be stupid, but i bet his boyfriend is really brainy though

francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:06

Massuese.

NO, don't wake her up.

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TheMysticMasseuse · 08/09/2009 21:07

franca i see where you're cming from, i'd want him to do his doctor ross tilted head, raised eyebrow, concerned look listening face... i'd definitely want to play doctors...

vado a farmi una doccia fredda before dh wonders why i am looking so hot and bothered...

francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:07

Who is his boyfriend? There are unconfirmed gossips here in Italy

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francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:09

Oh yes, dr ross's tilted head. Oh christ. Irresistible.

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TheMysticMasseuse · 08/09/2009 21:09

really? i don't know any names. was just kidding. come on hints hints

i reckon matt damon

McCloudsextoy · 08/09/2009 21:09

and i bet you would do it ON the pinball machine.

TheMysticMasseuse · 08/09/2009 21:10

or possibly brad pitt.

TheMysticMasseuse · 08/09/2009 21:11

yeah i wouldn;t mind being flippered by George

ok that was BAD

really, going for that doccia fredda now. night night.

francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:12

I have no idea, I was trying to trick you into naming names . Do you tihnk we should try to become gossip journos

Matt Damon, you think? no, not matt damon!

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Camomilla · 08/09/2009 21:15

heath ledger here too, with orlando as well

but I thought every bus/train/lorry/tram and motorino had gone over Canalis, I am very disappoited in dr ross. maybe it's just a summer shag story...

mm, depends, lately because of teething and cold if dd has a pooey nappy on for more than 2 secs she's all red...

Camomilla · 08/09/2009 21:20

MN very slow here tonight

I though BP was busy with the nanny... MD no..

oh, hello McC!!

Rosa, why don't you swap with DH, leave him with the new iron and go galavanting with the VIPs

francagoestohollywood · 08/09/2009 21:48

yes, very slow tonight.
BP is not invecchiando bene, imho.

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Penthesileia · 08/09/2009 22:53

LOL @ you lot!

I've had my suspicions about Gorgeous George for a long time...

And frankly, I was amazed that BP married JA, let alone shacked up with mega-mum AJ.

Anyway. Cool down you lot! It's like the girls' locker room in here...

gio71 · 09/09/2009 10:40

and that I missed a session perving over George! mmm I have heard those rumours, surely not???? Mind you gorgeous, talented, witty, politically aware - there has to be a catch.....
DS starts on the 15th- he is on count down-tells anyone who will listen he is going to school! That is because he doesn't have a clue what he is talking about

Sputnik · 09/09/2009 11:09

LOL, DD before she started materna was convinced she would be learning to drive, as she was utterly fixated that she wanted to drive every time we got in the car and we would tell her no, you have to go to driving school, but before that you have to go to school etc etc.
She was most disappointed about the lack of driving lessons .
Sorry to miss last night's intellectual discussion.

Rosa · 09/09/2009 11:15

Camo cos I would probably write off one very expensive bit of nautical equipment ... MInd you after the incident where he 'forgot' to get Sean Connerys autograph or at least a picture he has never forgotten and I don't know if he would tell me now for fear of violence with a shape instrument!
Dh at the wrong end of the city for the mostra today but at the apt sta sera vediamo. On the day after it finishes he I think is based at the Excelsior so I am hoping then that it will provide results......It is a bit tranquillo come Mostra though .No idea on Scammy will ask him to have a nose!
Mc Cloud glad things working out .

francagoestohollywood · 09/09/2009 12:31

Penthe, do you have suspicions on BP too?

Sputnik lol at your dd's driving school

And Gio how sweet your little boy sounds. I'm sure he'll be fine . Dd is between the oldest this yr and now that she is old enough she has been given a knife to use at lunchtime, and she is incredibly proud of this

Rosa, did he forgot or do you think he didn't recognize him? I think dh would never recognize a celebrity, ever.
Rosa, put on your fake moustache and wear a mac and go look for Scamy...

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minervaitalica · 09/09/2009 17:12

George????? Surely not. I have STRONG suspicions on BP - who by the way I do not think is attractive at all.

All those celebrity spotting - I have never seen any, despite having lived in central london for a long time. If you exclude Vanessa Feltz in Waitrose, that is...

The driving school story made me lol Sputnik... It reminded me that when I started school I was really scared of ricreazione as I thought it would be a really difficult subject!

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