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USES FOR THE PINK MARIE CLAIRE FREE SOCK...PLEASE!!!!

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almostanangel · 15/04/2005 23:11

so far we have duster

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MarsLady · 28/04/2005 16:41

the pair of you are terrible. Now behave or I won't invite you to dinner

emmatom · 28/04/2005 20:39

oh Marsbaby, thank you so much.

Where and when, what are you cooking and can I borrow your dress?

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:09

wow the invites are beautiful!! is that real gold leaf?? postman bowed when he delivered it

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almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:10

why????????????? only virtual!!! hmm HMM

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 14:19

hush it angelpants.
She might withdraw the invite and any party is good enough isn't it, virtual or otherwise.

I've heard she's an OK cook. What do you think she'll make for us?

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:28

no!! i want real dinner stamp stamp

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almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:30

if she can aafford such posh vitual invite with virtual postie she can at least afford egg and chips!

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 14:32

Mars, 'ave a word will you.

Don't associate me with her shananigans please. I gracefully accept the invite.

Fatchance.....angel will be a lonely little madam whilst we sup from the cups of choclately goodness.

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:33

raspberry sound!!!!!!!!!!!!

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 14:42

nothing graceful about you is there angelbutt!!

Unlike myself of course, born and bred with grace, I was.

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:43

you was dragged up in the same gutter as me..you and your fake gucchi bag!!!!!!!!!!

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almostanangel · 29/04/2005 14:43

ooh new perfume? emma tomCAT!!

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 14:51

oh theresmorechanceofpigsflyingthanthereisofyoueverbeinganangel, your halo is askew, nay, completely fallen off now isn't it!!

fake Dior if you please.

emmatom · 29/04/2005 14:57

Marsssss, oh Marsbabe, where are you. Help, she's being horrid to me.

She said I sprayed her wings and everything.

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 15:01

oh stop pulling your extensions out!!!!!! emmatomcatsweedaloveryourrosesmars.......if thats a fake dior your a stunner!!!!!!

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almostanangel · 29/04/2005 15:03

and if i cant get this bloody dye out of my wings your in for it you are!!!! mars you know im a sweet victim here please save me look look at my wings sob sob

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almostanangel · 29/04/2005 15:04

oh stop rubbing my wings with that brillo pad it HURTS!!!!!!!!! MARS PLEASE Stop her please ow!!! you be ach

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 17:43

.... yes, yes, Marsbabe, I'll scrub her harder. Yes, disgusting behaviour from her I know.

Yes, OK, I'll scrub her mouth out next Mars, OK, bye now. Keep still, you bad angel you.

emmatom · 29/04/2005 17:44

This has got to stop girls. Anyone looking in is bound to be concerned for out mental state.

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 17:53

you liar!!!you dialled your therapist!!....

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 18:10

I had to, couldn't take any more. Do you want her number?

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 18:14

ok now we have to end this sharade..calm down ,,heres your jaket ,,yes lets button it up at the back ooh are your arms cold lets ttie them round the back....want to go for a little ride hun,,? come on get in the ambu.......car everyones really missing you at the home,

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emmatom · 29/04/2005 18:18

thanks angelbabe, sorry about the scrubbing earlier.

Just tell Marspants to send the chocolate in hidden in the cleavage of the dress. I might be out by then though.

Those pills you gave me.....making....me ....drows............

almostanangel · 29/04/2005 18:24

oh bless her she used to be a wonderfull woman ..she was told not to spend so much time on mn ,,but would she listen ,no now i and my nurse mars have had to come on here to find her,,,thanks mars by the way see you back at the clinic later when ive sprayed her down with disinfectant,,,,this mn is a dangerous thing..switching off...................ooh whats that a thread on hampsters ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mars help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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almostanangel · 29/04/2005 18:26

did you know this is the 201st post on this thread .lol

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