USES FOR THE PINK MARIE CLAIRE FREE SOCK...PLEASE!!!!

[almostanangel]

so far we have duster

morning almost. Gotta go give my bank a huge earful. They cancelled my card marking it lost and they haven't sent the replacement. All I did was ask for a new chequebook. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr .

Where were you last night? I had to deal with that emmatom all on my own. sob sob!

well the cheek fancy asking for a new book !! you didnt actually want to use your own money did you!!!

was at hospital then large pizza and i kept company on the sofa!!

well I thought I might. lol

I wouldn't mind but I've actually got money in there for a change.

I've got shopping to do. It's my birthday at the end of the week and I need an outfit. My BF is throwing a dinner party for me. She's cr*p at secrets lol

why were you at hospital? I think the DTs are trying to unplug the internet, so I may just vanish.........................

mum in there ,,,,,,,,,,,dont go!! lol lol

i am not thowing you a part...............oh

now have to retype response as the little.........* unplugged me!

lol

I knew they'd do that. They were just playing with their current second favourite toy... the button on the base of the housephone causes the handset to play a tune to enable you to find it. They like to dance to the tune. Their current favourite toy is the filthy mop that they drag all around the place, knocking things down and sucking Yeurrrrrrrrrrccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!! Truly gross!

eeeek sucking a mop!! i suppose i better go and do some work ,,i was in tears the other night writing that play thing we did ,

I'm off to B*ll&%k bank! Wish them luck!

ooh i will watch the 6 aclock news lol

ding! dong! emma you in ??

ding! dong! emma you in ??

mars did you get em!! did ya did ya

Oh, so yo do want me to come and play do ya! Knew you'd miss me, angelbutt.

Might let you in later this evening, see how I feel. Depends if chocolate chops is going to be nice to me or not.

oh thank you [bows down in honor]

The doors on the latch, let yourselves in, won't be a min.........

Hope you two 'ladies', and I use the term loosely, are having/have had a good day?

have let self in very quietly and am having kip on your cream leather sofa with the fake mink cover wake me when teas ready x

have let self in very quietly and am having kip on your cream leather sofa with the fake mink cover wake me when teas ready x

Tring, Tring .. 'Hello.... oh Hi Marsbar,....yes angelpants is here, drunk as a skunk she was, just waltzed right on in, plonked herself on my cream sofa and is zonked out......

Well, I wouldn't mind but she's still got her bloody wellies on. Any idea what she's beeen up to?....

You're kidding.........no, she couldn't have..... Oh My God ......

Right, listen then, I'll just let her wake up in her own time and we'll just see if she admits to any of it OK. You pop in later when you're finished at the club. Bye.'

Tum te tum.... angel face are you awake yet?

hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can't find a free dress anywhere. Where's your wardrobe? Where's the spare cash? Where's my drink?

OK sit down ,sit down..........no, that's angel pants under that blanket, move over a bit.

So how were the punters tonight?Was the club busy. Here's some money, should keep you going, don't tell devil woman there though or she'll be asking for more.

Can you believe what she did!!!!!!!!!!!

She's a total disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The club was busy and I danced lots and lots and lots.