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mum2toby · 20/03/2003 12:57

...SimonHoward.. this one is just for you.....

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breeze · 20/03/2003 15:21

Totally turned off now. He's all yours mum2toby. Unless of course mixed-up is still in the running, there was talk of finding others Any luck.

Am I the only one to not fully understand what SH was saying.

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:21

Not totally mixedup but I do have a network at home.

Just a small one though.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:22

Well if you have a small one, I definately not interested

mixedup · 20/03/2003 15:23

maybe we should just remain friends sh esp if you've only got a small one, off to the garden now..

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:24

The network Breeze, the network.

But even that is getting bigger all the time.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:25

You know what they say about a man and the size of his network........

mum2toby · 20/03/2003 15:32

What DO they say about a man and the size of his network Breeze??

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breeze · 20/03/2003 15:34

Too many bytes and not enough bits.

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:35

In IT though Breeze even if nowhere else, size really does matter.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:36

SH its only men that say size doesn't matter in the bed department.

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:38

Breeze

I never said it didn't.

But then again I have always believed in using the right size and shape of tool to do the job properly.

mum2toby · 20/03/2003 15:41

Back to the toys again are we??

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MABS · 20/03/2003 15:43

Breeze - I reckon he'll say he's got a good personality next...

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:43

Could be.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:44

What are you like Inspector Gadget, Go go gadget penis or something?.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:47

mabs I think that you are right.

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:49

Breeze

Thanks for that last comment.

I almost wet myself laughing.

No I do not have one of those.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:50

shame

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:53

Why is that a shame Breeze?

I don't need a cybernetic rebuild to have the right tool for the job.

Almost said the job in hand but knew what sort of comments I'd get from that.

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:55

Its a shame that it would stretch all the way to scotland to mum2toby.

yes wise for not mentioning the job in hand thing, I'd have jumped straight on that one.

SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 15:56

Well now breeze if you are up for jumping straight on things then why didn't you say so?

breeze · 20/03/2003 15:57

I knew that was going to come back and bite me in the arse

breeze · 20/03/2003 16:08

mum2toby, your quiet

mum2toby · 20/03/2003 16:12

SH and I are continuing our conversation in private....

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SimonHoward · 20/03/2003 16:18

Breeze

You like being bitten on the arse yet?

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