I would say no but there has to be a better word in the language that represents my feelings more accurately...
I think the phrases over my dead body(or preferable hers), when hell freezes over (with her in it), when pigs fly (if only she could), when the Pope becomes an Atheist and when bears no longer shit in the woods (but on her) might cover it... although you all know there are swear words I really needed to put in, but ... you know...