what word winds you up for no good reason?

[brimfull]

village

such a poncy word with connotations of Mrs. Marple like places ,when actually people are talking about some awful sprawl of 60's housing beside the M3.

what makes your hackles rise?

'Prestige'

as in "Prestige Homes"

Shorthand for "Look, nobody poor will be able to afford these, so you won't have to live near the working class. Everyone will know you are rich when you tell them your address.

'panties' ughhhhh

yes

same with -executive

esquire

wanker

The use of 'myself' 'yourself' 'himself' by shiny-suited twats wot fink it's posh and good grammar.

I want to hurt such tossers.

dollop - random, I know

Pentapeptides!

innit

OOh yes panties, cringemakingly awful.

'natch'

'anusol'

'loubs' (for Louboutin's - fuck off you pretentious bitch)

management speak like 'blue sky thinking'

aubergine because dh can't say it
he says overjean.
grrrrrr

slacks

thrifty

gusset

and

mange( as in mangey dog)

the use of the word 'Townhouse' to describe what are basically tall skinny houses all packed in together with no gardens. It's just a squashed new build tiny house- it aint posh. And 'mews' how common are they these days?

Actually, forget mine. They wind me up for reasons involving pedantry and are thus for a good reason.

Panties is awful.

supper
lavatory

spacious (of rooms)

make love
babydancing [fvom]

gusset

moist as in when people say 'this cake is so MOIST'

decopage - not sure how to spell but my mum does arts and crafts and does this with her cards

lavatory is so naff

What's babydancing Waderingtrolley??

"Is there a lavatory in the village?"

slap!

Panties should be illegal! Ugh!

arf at anusol laurie

hate scringey also.
what is that? my nan used to say it all the time
' scringey is the noise a peice of chalk makes on a blackboard'
ugh makes my toes curl

raft of meazurez,
ztep change/zea change

(s iz knackered zo uzing the z juzt now )

uni as a shortened university

we're not in an episode of fucking neighbours

at the moment? ejaculated. it's in my face on active convos. tsk.

babydancing is fucking, Laurie, in order to procreate