England Team Fan Club (or Wembley Wenches)

[StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind]

@MrsJackGrealish here we go

Someone, Chilly maybe? Tagged him with his private account by accident in a Mykonos picture.

@JackGrealishsShorts

I'm sure he'd love my sexy essex accent

@GrealishHairband

That'll be how them tattle birds found it out.

@MrsJackGrealish I'm sure he would! Honestly would be hilarious to do 😂

@JackGrealishsShorts

Just need a brummie bloke to play his part.

Pool scene requested.

archiveofourown.org/works/32670127/chapters/81621796

Pool scene delivered.

@MrsJackGrealish love it! So well written and can totally imagine him in this.

Pleeeeeease send it to him 😁

@JackGrealishsShorts

I dont think I'd have the courage and it ain't finish yet.

Oooh, someone commented on my Jack fic.

I just went on Tattle. Now I feel grubby.

@MrsJackGrealish

I just went on Tattle. Now I feel grubby.

Yep it's grim, stay here it's much nicer..

@JohnStonesMissus

I'm not going back there. It scares me.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

I'm not going back there. It scares me.[/quote]
They're unhinged...

@JohnStonesMissus

They were scouting out his/her house on rightmove.

Loons.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

They were scouting out his/her house on rightmove.

Loons.[/quote]
No way, that's just weird and stalky..

@JohnStonesMissus

Jack better hide. He's in dead trouble now.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

Jack better hide. He's in dead trouble now.[/quote]
Why? What's he done now?

@JohnStonesMissus

Nothing, but I worry for his safety when those tattle birds catch him.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JohnStonesMissus

Nothing, but I worry for his safety when those tattle birds catch him.[/quote]
In fairness I worry for his willpower if those tattle girls catch him.

What with his famous case of slip-dick.

@JackGrealishsShorts

A man only has so much stamina. Even Jack would struggle with that amount of fanjo on offer.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JackGrealishsShorts

A man only has so much stamina. Even Jack would struggle with that amount of fanjo on offer.[/quote]
To be honest I reckon the majority of them Jack wouldn't look twice at, it's easy to be a supermodel when you're hiding behind a keyboard...

@JohnStonesMissus

Maybe. Everyone has a type.

Maybe hes more faithful than we give him credit for.

I think his Raya profile says it all tbh, and his fondness for sliding in the DMs of love islanders 😂

But yes unless the tattle lot genuinely look like love islanders I think they're wasting their time

@JackGrealishsShorts

Yup. I'm under no illusions that I'd be his type, which is cool, I'm too mature for him and I'd probably ruin him 🤣🤣

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@JackGrealishsShorts

Yup. I'm under no illusions that I'd be his type, which is cool, I'm too mature for him and I'd probably ruin him 🤣🤣[/quote]
Oh I dunno, I think he'll get bored of the Love Island type eventually, once you've seen one you've seen them all, there's no individuality among that lot..

Is he bothered by any form of personality though? 😂