England Team Fan Club (or Wembley Wenches)

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@MrsJackGrealish here we go

Oh god I like to think if his gf read this thread she'd just laugh at it, it's not malicious and only fun.

I feel sorry for her having to deal with those tattle twats, god imagine knowing what he must get in his DM's.

I may fantasise about her boyfriend but she can keep him.

I think those tattle twats would actually kidnap him, though.

The only thing I'd send Jack would be that fic I'm writing and hope he found it funny.

I'd hate to be his girlfriend. Even as beautiful as she is, it must fuck your head up a bit.

She can definitely keep him- he's lovely to look at but he is an alley cat, she deserves better than him making a fool of her tbf.

Why oh why would she want to be the next Colleen?

Yep, gorgeous, and probably a right laugh but he has a serial case of "slip-in-dick"

I will never understand why Colleen stays with Wayne. He clearly has no respect for women, Colleen or himself.

He's like a randy dog who hasnt been fixed yet.

I don't get it at all either, I couldn't wake up to Rooney everyday either 🤢 especially knowing what a low-life, disrespectful piece of shit he is

Rooney makes my skin crawl as much as Giggs does.

There's something about football that turns footballers into massive twats.

Not all though. I'm sure there are lovely footballers out there.

My dad is lovely 😊😁

But yes even at a lower league level they're mostly complete bellends

@JackGrealishsShorts

I'd love to go a date with one though. Just so I could talk about it.

@MrsJackGrealish I thought about it with the forest green player 😂

I also went on a date with a tv presenter's son- that was a weird date

@JackGrealishsShorts

Oooo, why was it weird?

Was very very weird because he looked quite a lot like his mum, who I've watched on tv a fair bit over the years 😂 I only saw him the once but he occasionally messages asking if I'm single 😂

I know super jacks private insta. 👀

Oooh @GrealishHairband have you messaged him? 😁

@JackGrealishsShorts

You must have left an impression.

@GrealishHairband

Quick, lets spend him tit pics.

@MrsJackGrealish you have to send him the fanfic.

Might be a bit long for him to read though 😂

Yes quite a few footballers are dicks! Ryan Giggs gives off the vibe that he is a nasty so and so, Wayne Rooney comes across as thick as mince (how many times has he been caught now?) There are a few nice ones though, Gareth Southgate has never even had a whiff of controversy and I don't think Harry Kane has either.

@JackGrealishsShorts

He might like the chapter I'm working on. There's an assumption that he's good in bed. That might stroke his ego quite some

Haha no not messaged him, I’d die if he actually saw it. Although I do have a cracking pair if I do say so myself so he could do worse 😂😂

But I still love Johnnie Pebbles despite all his faults...

Oh god don't stroke his ego any more 😂

God I bet he is though 😂

@GrealishHairband how did you get his private insta?

@GrealishHairband

I have great tits too. He could get lost in my cleavage.

@JohnStonesMissus

We live in hope that he has learned his lesson.

@JackGrealishsShorts

It'd be a huge heartbreak if it turned out he was a wet fish in the sack.

Who requested a pool scene btw?

I don't think he'd be a let down tbf.

I'm sure I suggested a pool scene 😂

@JackGrealishsShorts

I'm getting ready to deliver. If I can just finish it.

@MrsJackGrealish maybe you should audio record them in a really sexy voice and send them to him- I think he'd struggle reading them but a recording on the other hand... 😂